Saturday, April 16, 2011

Jack Red reviews Jackass 3D

Hi everyone this is Jack Red now I been hearing about Jackass 3D for a while that I finally got to see the movie. Holy shit this is one of the funniest movies I ever seen that's also one of the nastiest. They did it again with another great movie that I will remember for many years to come. I got to say I never laugh so fucking hard in my entire life watching an movie since the first one.

Sadly a lot of them did talk about how good the movie was in 3D which I don't know if I will ever get the chance to see it. Saw 3D is a bad movie that before I seen it I look up a couple of reviews. This one guy basically said go watch Jackass 3D instead now that's a big statement. I personally say like a lot of critics out there call it the best by far. I said that since they really show the viewers what Jackass is about in this movie.

Jackass 3D has so many good moments like Chris having a toy helicopter attached to his thing. The ending was a big improvement over the last one though I still kinda prefer the original's. The opening again never fails to impress me with the possible exception of Jackass 2.5. Only an handful of people didn't come back which doesn't hurt this movie much surprisingly.

Earlier in my review I said this is one of the nastiest while I can only going to spoil an handful that could make you throw up. They got Preston in an clear coat working out while making someone drinking it. A couple of times even in the ending credits you see people getting bombed in an crapper. Now it's time for the big one Steve-O is in another crapper thrown in the air. Believe me it don't sound like much but once you see it I promise you might need a bag.

In conclusion I love this fucking movie and I am waiting for the next one when that comes out.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Jack Red reviews Garry's Mod

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I been busy lately which is why I haven't finish writing my Sven Co-op review. I just got an good mod yesterday through Steam that's fucking awesome in fact it's one of my favorite mods now. You might be lucky to find the older versions but paying ten bucks for a game so good is a steal. I already got a lot of achievements that were quite innovate to get like spawning one thousand allies or enemies then killing them all. In the words of Mills Lane off of Celebrity Deathmatch let's get it on.

Garry's Mod goes beyond games like Dead Rising and Grand Theft Auto series since you can make what ever you want happen. It's kind like playing any of The Sims games except in an first person shooter game. I am dead fucking serious you can get so many things without even going to someone else's server. I got to say that this mod has everything I wanted for a long time.

I am happy to do this review because the man behind this is an genius I would never thought of this. Surprisingly that guy has the same last name as the President of Valve I hope they are related. I feel they will keep doing business with this mod since people want to add great things. I love the support it's getting because it clearly deserves all the attention it's getting.

In conclusion only one mod I played on the Source engine comes close to this one which is GoldenEye: Source. Before I finish this I wanted to get this off my chest though it's not related to the actual review. Duke Nukem Forever better fucking come out in June or I am going to be pissed it's been fourteen years. It's bad enough that Gametrailers just awarded it the single worst delay in video game history. Anyway thank you for reading and see you next time.