Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I guess this is officially Resident Evil month as I continue making topic based around the series until either the month ends or I run out of ideas.
Now with that being said this time I got another two lists for you guys to read today that's based around the Tyrants because for the most part they're awesome.
Before I start talking about the best I won't count the Fossil Tyrant in one of the books and the Tyrant from Resident Evil: Extinction.
I also want to talk about some of them that appear in an couple of games with their best appearance.
I want to make an quick brief list of those who looks like an Tyrant but don't count with reasons following them as they follow down below...
1. Jack Krauser from Resident Evil 4
He has complete control over his actions which none of the Tyrants in the series have.
His claw looks pretty bad ass with many other weapons against Leon S. Kennedy and Ada Wong.
2. Alexia Ashford from Resident Evil Code: Veronica (X being the updated version)
She does have the same skin tome as the other Tyrant but she can control her mutation meaning like Krauser has complete control.
Her blood is flammable and in her final form you must defeat her with an Lunear Launcher.
She looks more like an insect as she continues to transform in the game itself becoming one of the most hated bosses of the series.
3. William Birkin from Resident Evil 2
He wasn't an Tyrant despite two of his forms through both scenarios with the character.
The effects of the G-Virus are for everytime he is defeated that it will transform into something worst until it's dead.
It searches for someone who has the creature's DNA if that happens then more G-creatures will be create with the same goal of effecting someone else with the virus.
If it isn't someone who has the same DNA then if you seen Alien movies an creature will rip right through the victim's chest killing them though it's more gruesome here.
4. Bandersnatch from Resident Evil Code: Veronica (X being the updated version)
Those things you will be seeing a lot in the first half of the game yet there's only an handful in the second half.
Unlike other Tyrants they don't have either claws or tentacles instead they stretch to attack their victims.
They sure take a lot of hits to kill that you could use up most of your ammo and not know it until it's too late.
They are considered an Tyrant class but they don't act too much like Tyrants in the series at least that's what I think.
5. Albert Wesker from almost every Resident Evil games
I had to bring him up since he is really something unique that can go beyond any other creatures in the series.
He can't mutate further though he was pushed to the edge by Chris to infect himself with Uroboros Virus that he created.
After his supposed death by Tyrant-002 he becomes super human in every way you can think of.
You can play as him in an handful of Resident Evil games even being the main villain of the entire series.
Top 5 Best Tyrants of Resident Evil
5. Thanatos from Resident Evil: Outbreak
I will confess that the first Outbreak wasn't too bad in fact when I first saw this Tyrant I was surprised that it chased you through a couple of rooms.
It is one of the toughest bosses of Resident Evil I ever faced even for an Tyrant because it was fast and you must shoot it with everything you got.
He does transform though it was okay in my opinion basically he loses an arm while the other one is fucking huge.
Do you really want to know how big that arm is well I'll tell you it's as big as an person.
Just when you though you beat the game think again it still wants to fight you however if you did create daylight then you can either use it on yourself, your teammates or on the Tyrant.
What does it to do to you might asked why it takes away being infected from the T-Virus while if you find the gun you can use it in then fire it on Thanatos that will kill it in one shot.
It's also one of the few Tyrants to have an different skin color from being Grey like most Tyrants in the series.
He was my favorite Tyrant to appear in an spin off of the series as the rest of them were just okay in my book.
4. Tyrant-078 from Resident Evil Code: Veronica (X being the updated version)
To be honest I was debating which Tyrant should be here either 0-78 or 092 AKA Morpheus so I thought Tyrant-078 was a better tyrant.
Why because when you first see him in the game he comes out of no where and you must fire what you hoping you can get pass.
He also transform though it's for his real boss fight with you on the plane that can be an pain in the ass.
I know this is a little off content but I picture Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger playing him in an movie I'm dead fucking serious.
It would be like The Terminator times ten if that isn't accurate than how about this he would be the fucking Tyrant you will ever seen in an movie.
On the plane you have to weak him then press an button to knock him off the plane now I seen someone who beat him with a few grenade with one push of the button I said you got to be fucking kidding.
I hated this Tyrant yet I can't deny him being one of the series best even in such an boss fight.
3. Tyrant-103 AKA Mr. X from Resident Evil 2
The second Tyrant on my list that will find you through the game in Scenario B for either character.
I like how he breaks through the walls to get to you that usually goes for a punch ya that's right a punch.
You will be seeing him a lot in the game yet you actually don't have to keep beating until the boss fight near the end of Scenario B.
This is he transformed out of no where after falling to his supposed death and he looks fucking bad ass.
Like most Tyrants his heart is exposed while he now has two claws with an increase in speed.
I also like how you get introduced to him in the game you check that area upstairs after an cut scenes as he comes crashing down through the roof.
Ada drops an Rocket Launcher that was later brought back in Resident Evil 3: Nemesis now this was referenced in Resident Evil 4 with last boss fight with Osmund Saddler.
Sadly the only way to kill it is with the Rocket Launcher or you will be there all night I swear.
I really need to bring this up they kept making variations of this model even the spin offs having more of them than the actual time line.
2. Tyrant-002 from Resident Evil
The infamous Tyrant of Resident Evil series had to be on this list because it set the standards for Umbrella to create superior Tyrants.
You actually have to fight it twice with you did everything correctly or you just end up fighting him once in the Lab.
If you fight him in the Lab then it doesn't matter which weapon you use to beat him however after shooting the fuck out of him in the final boss fight it must be defeated with an Rocket Launcher.
He barely changes after he transform in appearance yet he's fast as shit in fact you can't guarantee beating him with getting a few hits from him.
If you play the remake then you can try your luck with Real Survivor or Invisible Enemy Mode which already makes the game much harder to beat.
I really like when he kills Wesker or you thought he kills him as it stands as one of my favorite scenes of the series to date.
He was the first successful Tyrant ever created despite the fact it was the second one ever created.
To most fans of the series it was the first Tyrant introduced to us fans around the entire world.
Before we get to number 1 I just wanted to do an short honorable mentions to show how much I like these Tyrants.
Tyrant-092 from Resident Evil: Dead Aim
Ivan from Reident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
T.A.L.O.S. from Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
Sergei from Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
1. Nemesis from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
I still don't like this game a lot yet I actually think Nemesis was the best Tyrant in the entire series.
Sure T.A.L.O.S. from Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles is his successor but nothing can top the original especially the Nemesis itself.
I was actually surprised that it counts as an Tyrant as well being an experimental Tyrant-103.
Like T.A.L.O.S. it's armed with an Rocket Launcher and being controlled directly by Umbrella.
it's sole purpose is to eliminate every members of the S.T.A.R.S. now around the time this all happen that unit was disbanded.
It also has tentacles that it will use mainly near the end of the game even has one of the coolest You're Dead screens ever.
He did kill Brad Vickers who was the coward of S.T.A.R.S. that was mainly in an Helicopter before getting the survivor member to escape.
One cool thing I keep seeing if you kill him then sometimes you will get an item including infinite ammo for what ever weapon you want it for.
He also stands as one of the toughest bosses in history of Resident Evil and by most considered to be the best boss they ever faced.
This thing will chase you nonstop through 3: Nemesis no matter what happens even after nearly being killed by Acid.
He came back to fight you one last time after eating Tyrant-103 becoming one of the ugliest monsters you will ever see.
That's more than enough reason to call Nemesis as the greatest Tyrant to be in Resident Evil series.
Now you know which ones I love how about the ones that fucking suck some nasty, nasty balls.
Top 5 Worst Tyrants of Resident Evil
5. Tyrant-001 from Resident Evil 0
I will confess that I love Resident Evil 0 yet this Tyrant though being the first one ever created also sucks pretty bad.
Unlike most Tyrants it's hidden weakness is it's spine that makes him quite easy to beat.
You fight him twice in the game though if you have played Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles you will be fighting him more.
I actually like the look of this Tyrant he looks fucking sick especially with his claws.
His skin color was pale white rather than Grey making him quite easy to spot in both his boss fights.
He acts weird even after he runs right at you it's like his body can't control itself at times.
I will say this for the record that beyond this point that the remaining Tyrants on this list will suck pretty bad.
4. Hypnos Tyrant from Resident Evil: Survivor
You fight him three times through out the game yet it's too easy to beat especially after getting your hands on an Grenade Launcher.
I usually use the Grenade Launcher it's last two forms since that's the best way you can kill without unlocking the Rocket Launcher.
It actually looks better with each transformation it gets that's similar to Birkin in Resident Evil 2 with the G-Virus.
I just wish he was more of an challenge than I expected him to be so in an sense I'm fucking disappointed with it.
3. Tyrant-091 from Resident Evil: Dead Aim
I got to say that I also disappointed how easy it was to beat him without getting an single hit from it.
Similar to other Tyrants it has tentacles however they are his fingers and was the closest out of the failed Tyrants to their goal with the TG-Virus.
I will say this for the record that he looks the best out of them though Tyrant-092 AKA Morpheus looks better that finally achieve their goal.
His heart appears on his back which doesn't make any sense because most Tyrants their hearts appear on their chest on the wrong side.
2. Pluto from Resident Evil: Dead Aim
I just had to include Pluto from Dead Aim because why the fuck is he fat I mean most Tyrants have muscles and pretty strong but not him.
He is also blind that makes his boss fight with him much easier than fighting Tyrant-091 who I slightly respect more though not by a whole lot.
He too has tentacles as his fingers similar to Tyrant-091 though that Tyrant's tentacles looks better than those big mess.
He only has tentacles on one hand not two like the other failed Tyrant of the TG-Virus.
His skin color makes me sick why is he green why not something like pale blue that would've made the creature look better.
Sadly the worst Tyrant is about to show his face to the reader out there because not many fans actually know of him.
Before I reveal the single worst Tyrant in existence I think an dishonorable mentions needs to here.
Tyrant-0400TP from Resident Evil: Outbreak File 2
Tyrant-104 from Resident Evil: Outbreak File 2
1. B.O.W. Tyrant from Resident Evil: Gaiden
I already said that this is the worst Resident Evil game in existence but to have the single worst Tyrant in the series as well is fucking disgusting.
I'm glad I stopped playing because I couldn't picture how it would be like fighting actually fighting this thing.
He looks a hell lot like the Hypnos Tyrant from Resident Evil: Survivor in fact so does his other forms.
This creature is connected to Lucia the little girl in the game and why the fuck does an Tyrant needs that ability anyway.
I saw an entire run on this game and can you actually believe in two areas that if you don't get away from him then you must keep fighting it as the creatures has no end.
What I meant by that is in those areas if you don't escape from him then you must fight him over and over until you die or you get away that's fucking bullshit.
Were the programmers of this game fucking assholes I can't believe how awtiful this Tyrant is.
This Tyrant was too different from the other Tyrants that for even appearing in this god mother fucking piece of shit game I must call it the single worst out of every fucking Tyrant you can possibly name.
I hope you all enjoy reading all of that and I'm Jack Red telling you just keep playing the good shit.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Jack Red reviews Resident Evil Gaiden
Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I have played many Resident Evil games in my life with those being pretty good to not too bad I finally found one that sucks really bad Resident Evil Gaiden.
Let's talk about it's development history originally they wanted an Game Boy port of Resident Evil but it never happen so what we got instead of this end of story.
Do you really want to know how bad this fucker is then grab yourself a couple of beers and read on to find out.
Warning older Resident Evil fans are going to hate this game as soon majority of them knows about it.
You play as Barry Burton that's right one of the surviving S.T.A.R.S. members as you fight an parasite that's totally different than Las Plagas of Resident Evil 4 on an ship.
Before I go on an ship called Starlight is the setting of this game yet a few years later Resident Evil: Dead Aim which takes place on an Umbrella ship called Spencer Rain that doesn't suck.
I can't believe this but Leon S. Kennedy who is in Resident Evil 2 and 4 actually appears in the game though you briefly play as him.
You also run into an little girl that's connected to the creature wait don't tell me they reused the idea of Sherrie with the G-Virus what the fuck man.
We got Resident Evil: Survivor which isn't too bad now I would rather play that than this no good piece of shit game.
A few months later the third game in Gun Survivor series Dino Stalker would be released.
Why did I just reference the Gun Survivor games well I'll tell you in the game you play the overall gameplay over head view with fighting the monsters in first person that's a pain in the ass.
Basically it goes like this once you enter combat mode you will see Zombies with this annoying thing going back and forward which is where you must time your shoots or you will be screwed.
Speaking of that you can continue forever like newer Resident Evil games though it sucks because you can come back with little to no health if that's what you had before dieing.
In the newer games you can continue and get back in the game where it doesn't ruin the game.
Here's another good point in previous Resident Evil games you can run past Zombies but here only a few areas you can actually do that plus it needs to be further away from them or you will end up fighting them which is fucking bullshit.
Oh get this you know in just about every Resident Evil games before and after this has quite a collection of monsters even the bosses yet there's just Zombies everywhere.
There is two boss monsters in the game B.O.W. Tyrant is the one you will be fighting the most that looks similar to Hypnos Tyrant in all of it's forms.
The other boss you only fight once an Captain Zombie who is armed with an handgun wait an minute they just ripped off Day of the Dead with Bud you know the Zombie who actually had an gun.
Oh I really need to say this Zombies seem to have different skin colors with the same sprites all over again why can't they simply be at least a little more different.
Some Zombies have Crowbars now why in the holy ass do they have that don't they fucking attack you without an weapon.
Oh I'm afraid it gets worst from this point on so do yourself an favor don't continue reading my review of Resident Evil Gaiden.
You aren't too sure even reading all the dialogue where a lot of these key items actually go.
Well in this game you must try finding what ever it goes to which is a problem because you have to go into your inventory and select it unlike the other games that cut the bullshit.
Oh let's talk about the herbs in most games you usually find an green one that heals you.
An red one can be mixed with the green one for more health.
An blue one can cure poison and you could add the other two herds to health you after being cured.
Finally it's an yellow one that does the same thing as the red herb except it barely healths you.
Now you can make mixed them as far a they go with the best one being three green herbs mixed is better than an First Aid Spray.
Sadly in this game there isn't three different kind of herbs no that wrong because there's five of them which all of them looks like an fully mixed herbs.
You can find the following in the game now I'm not sure what some of these colors so I do apologize, you can get an yellow, purple, green, red and blue herbs.
You got to ask yourself who the fuck design this game it's like they were doing crack and a lot of it.
I got as far as I can and I must got to say I really hate this story because it's feel unrelated to the series besides the fact some key members actually worked on this piece of shit.
I am aware some fans are debating what happen to Barry Burton and Rebecca Chambers well you should know that this isn't a part of the story at all so don't involve it period.
I remember when I was playing this on an website and I kept playing so god damn much so I gave up on it.
In conclusion fuck this game and go play something else so I'm Jack Red I hope you enjoy my review.
Let's talk about it's development history originally they wanted an Game Boy port of Resident Evil but it never happen so what we got instead of this end of story.
Do you really want to know how bad this fucker is then grab yourself a couple of beers and read on to find out.
Warning older Resident Evil fans are going to hate this game as soon majority of them knows about it.
You play as Barry Burton that's right one of the surviving S.T.A.R.S. members as you fight an parasite that's totally different than Las Plagas of Resident Evil 4 on an ship.
Before I go on an ship called Starlight is the setting of this game yet a few years later Resident Evil: Dead Aim which takes place on an Umbrella ship called Spencer Rain that doesn't suck.
I can't believe this but Leon S. Kennedy who is in Resident Evil 2 and 4 actually appears in the game though you briefly play as him.
You also run into an little girl that's connected to the creature wait don't tell me they reused the idea of Sherrie with the G-Virus what the fuck man.
We got Resident Evil: Survivor which isn't too bad now I would rather play that than this no good piece of shit game.
A few months later the third game in Gun Survivor series Dino Stalker would be released.
Why did I just reference the Gun Survivor games well I'll tell you in the game you play the overall gameplay over head view with fighting the monsters in first person that's a pain in the ass.
Basically it goes like this once you enter combat mode you will see Zombies with this annoying thing going back and forward which is where you must time your shoots or you will be screwed.
Speaking of that you can continue forever like newer Resident Evil games though it sucks because you can come back with little to no health if that's what you had before dieing.
In the newer games you can continue and get back in the game where it doesn't ruin the game.
Here's another good point in previous Resident Evil games you can run past Zombies but here only a few areas you can actually do that plus it needs to be further away from them or you will end up fighting them which is fucking bullshit.
Oh get this you know in just about every Resident Evil games before and after this has quite a collection of monsters even the bosses yet there's just Zombies everywhere.
There is two boss monsters in the game B.O.W. Tyrant is the one you will be fighting the most that looks similar to Hypnos Tyrant in all of it's forms.
The other boss you only fight once an Captain Zombie who is armed with an handgun wait an minute they just ripped off Day of the Dead with Bud you know the Zombie who actually had an gun.
Oh I really need to say this Zombies seem to have different skin colors with the same sprites all over again why can't they simply be at least a little more different.
Some Zombies have Crowbars now why in the holy ass do they have that don't they fucking attack you without an weapon.
Oh I'm afraid it gets worst from this point on so do yourself an favor don't continue reading my review of Resident Evil Gaiden.
You aren't too sure even reading all the dialogue where a lot of these key items actually go.
Well in this game you must try finding what ever it goes to which is a problem because you have to go into your inventory and select it unlike the other games that cut the bullshit.
Oh let's talk about the herbs in most games you usually find an green one that heals you.
An red one can be mixed with the green one for more health.
An blue one can cure poison and you could add the other two herds to health you after being cured.
Finally it's an yellow one that does the same thing as the red herb except it barely healths you.
Now you can make mixed them as far a they go with the best one being three green herbs mixed is better than an First Aid Spray.
Sadly in this game there isn't three different kind of herbs no that wrong because there's five of them which all of them looks like an fully mixed herbs.
You can find the following in the game now I'm not sure what some of these colors so I do apologize, you can get an yellow, purple, green, red and blue herbs.
You got to ask yourself who the fuck design this game it's like they were doing crack and a lot of it.
I got as far as I can and I must got to say I really hate this story because it's feel unrelated to the series besides the fact some key members actually worked on this piece of shit.
I am aware some fans are debating what happen to Barry Burton and Rebecca Chambers well you should know that this isn't a part of the story at all so don't involve it period.
I remember when I was playing this on an website and I kept playing so god damn much so I gave up on it.
In conclusion fuck this game and go play something else so I'm Jack Red I hope you enjoy my review.
Jack Red presents S.T.A.R.S. vs. BSAA
Hi everyone this is Jack Red, today I wanted to take on an comparison that some fans of Resident Evil are doing right now between the classic S.T.A.R.S. and the more recent BSAA.
Before I get to the topic that will interest many fans I want to say I haven't got into the books and I don't think it's familiar to talk about the movie S.T.A.R.S. since there isn't any with BSAA members in it.
I want to get the easiest part out of the way so I can take the challenge on the differences even revealing which unit I like more.
Same
1. Both units got involve with B.O.W. which stands for Bio-Organic Weapons
2. Both have Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine as members
3. Both have their own standard weaponry
Difference
S.T.A.R.S. stands Special Tactics and Rescue Service was an police unit at the top of their class in the Police Station of Raccoon City.
BSAA stands for Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance is an military unit with the mission to keep the world safe from B.O.W. at all cost.
S.T.A.R.S. lasted from 1996 to 1998 due to Chief Brian Irons accepting Brides from Umbrella with the request to disband the unit which got replaced by Racoon Swat.
BSAA was formed by the Government in 2003 with one of their first mission with Chris and Jill going to one of Umbrella's last facilities in Russia that's still going on today.
S.T.A.R.S. had Wesker as one of their captain though he was secrely an double agent that screws everybody over.
BSAA doesn't have anyone like Wesker in any branches at all meaning they were all close to each other.
S.T.A.R.S. was directly involved with two events of the first two games canonically.
BSAA was directly involved with the Russia operation of Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicle and a level in Resident Evil 5 taking place in 2006 at Spencer's whereabouts as well as the whole entire game itself.
S.T.A.R.S. fought Tyrant-001 which Rebecca had help from Billy Coen an ex marine, Tyrant-002 which was considered to be the greatest Tyrant ever created and Jill faced Nemesis in Raccoon City.
BSAA fought T.A.L.O.S. which stands for Tyrant-Armoured Lethal Organic System that was created similar to Nemesis.
S.T.A.R.S. has thirteen members though most of them were killed in the first two games of the series.
BSAA has numerous members from all over the entire world.
I did try my best to do this and I have come up with an decision on which unit do I like more well it's pretty close I just like S.T.A.R.S. more I can't really explain why.
So I hope you enjoy reading it and please enjoy your day.
Before I get to the topic that will interest many fans I want to say I haven't got into the books and I don't think it's familiar to talk about the movie S.T.A.R.S. since there isn't any with BSAA members in it.
I want to get the easiest part out of the way so I can take the challenge on the differences even revealing which unit I like more.
Same
1. Both units got involve with B.O.W. which stands for Bio-Organic Weapons
2. Both have Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine as members
3. Both have their own standard weaponry
Difference
S.T.A.R.S. stands Special Tactics and Rescue Service was an police unit at the top of their class in the Police Station of Raccoon City.
BSAA stands for Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance is an military unit with the mission to keep the world safe from B.O.W. at all cost.
S.T.A.R.S. lasted from 1996 to 1998 due to Chief Brian Irons accepting Brides from Umbrella with the request to disband the unit which got replaced by Racoon Swat.
BSAA was formed by the Government in 2003 with one of their first mission with Chris and Jill going to one of Umbrella's last facilities in Russia that's still going on today.
S.T.A.R.S. had Wesker as one of their captain though he was secrely an double agent that screws everybody over.
BSAA doesn't have anyone like Wesker in any branches at all meaning they were all close to each other.
S.T.A.R.S. was directly involved with two events of the first two games canonically.
BSAA was directly involved with the Russia operation of Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicle and a level in Resident Evil 5 taking place in 2006 at Spencer's whereabouts as well as the whole entire game itself.
S.T.A.R.S. fought Tyrant-001 which Rebecca had help from Billy Coen an ex marine, Tyrant-002 which was considered to be the greatest Tyrant ever created and Jill faced Nemesis in Raccoon City.
BSAA fought T.A.L.O.S. which stands for Tyrant-Armoured Lethal Organic System that was created similar to Nemesis.
S.T.A.R.S. has thirteen members though most of them were killed in the first two games of the series.
BSAA has numerous members from all over the entire world.
I did try my best to do this and I have come up with an decision on which unit do I like more well it's pretty close I just like S.T.A.R.S. more I can't really explain why.
So I hope you enjoy reading it and please enjoy your day.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Jack Red presents Top 5 Best and Worst Resident Evil Mini Games
Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I been a long time fan of Resident Evil and I wanted to make something entirely on it so I decided to create two lists on the best mini games as well as the worst.
I think it would be wise to start with the ones I wouldn't mine playing again and again for hours among hours.
5. Leech Hunter from Resident Evil 0
I like that you can choose between the normal outfits with the hidden ones while searching for those leeches.
You can leave at anytime collecting leeches through out the facility while you face more hunters than a handful of them in the main game.
The best part of this mini game is depending on how many leeches you collected unlocks a prize or more for the main game itself.
4. The 4th Survivor from Resident Evil 2
The first canonical mini game of the series as it stands as one of my personal favorites to this day.
I just love having an handgun, shotgun and magnum at my disposal fighting these monsters.
Your mission is basically to get from the sewers to the helipad to finish it.
Sadly you don't get to collect herbs or ammo through out the mini game yet a pretty fun game to play.
3. Extreme Battle from Resident Evil 2
I think many will agree that this was the best mini game of Resident Evil 2 ever made though if you have the game on N64 then you can't play it.
I like you have multiple difficulties with four characters you can play as including Chris Redfield.
It has some random enemy placement which means depending the difficulty you are playing it could be simple to pretty tough to beat.
You got to get from point a to b in the first two levels with the second level having two exits then you must search for four antivirus bombs to end the game.
2. Separate Ways from Resident Evil 4
I love how well designed this was even playing it for a few hours today I got to say it's the second best mini game I have ever played in Resident Evil series.
It plays like the main game even having that guy stealing you stuff it's awesome.
You also get two new weapons being Bowgun last seen in Resident Evil 2 though it has explosive arrows and an Pump Action Shotgun.
It's the second canonical mini game of the series following The 4th Survivor though it don't play like that.
It has five levels including the last one having two boss fights with Jack Krauser who you fight in other games except The Mercenaries and Osmund Saddler in his human form.
I like you get to use two different turrents to get through a level.
Sadly you can't upgrade your weapons like you can in the main game with Leon S. Kennedy.
1. The Mercenaries from Resident Evil 4
I want to say yes I have played the original Resident Evil 5 The Mercenaries and it was okay in my opinion though I did like playing with someone else.
I really love this mini game ever since I first played it.
Unlike the original The Mercenaries mini game from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis you have to collect time while killing enemies and level bosses to get five stars.
If you are good enough to unlock all four hidden characters and get every level done with each character with five stars then you unlock an Handcannon for the main game.
It plays so damn good that I must call it the best Resident Evil mini game I ever played in my entire life.
Now you know which ones I love how about the ones I hate...
5. Assignment Ada from Resident Evil 4
First off you can't buy weapons or items like you can in the main game or Separate Ways that also stars Ada Wong.
You also don't have a knife though she has one in Separate Ways meaning if you want to break stuff for ammo or items then you got to waste ammo to do so which is bullshit.
You must collect five samples of Las Plagas however Jack Krauser the boss of this mini game has one.
You have an okay selection of weapons though it barely helps you against all the J.J.s AKA the Gatling Gun guys they put in it.
You also can't save until you beat it which sucks a lot since it was in Resident Evil 4 that caught the world surprised by it's success.
You also don't have the hookshot which kills most of the fun Separate Ways had to it barely being played.
4. Tofu Mode from Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
This was clearly inspired by The Tofu Survivor where all of your enemies is replaced by tofus.
I hate how it plays the first level of Resident Evil 2 backward with some parts being really hard to survive.
You don't get to choose who you play as though it's obvious you're playing as Claire Redfield AKA Chris's sister.
You can't pause the game at all or choose any other weapon then an handgun not upgraded at all.
It isn't even on the same screen with the levels it's on the main screen where in most games you have start and option.
I still haven't beaten it though a few times I did get close that's how bad this fucker is.
3. The Mercenaries: Operation Mad Jackal from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
I am aware that many fans enjoy this mini game however I don't in fact I hate it.
You play as three Umbrella soldiers trying to get from point A to B while being pretty hard to play.
I wasn't good enough to score big but I do like you still get points to add up to buying stuff.
Like The 4th and Tofu Survivor you can't collect ammo or items to help you get further in the game.
You can increase time by dodging enemies as while as killing them though you are in a big hurry to finish it.
Nemesis is spotted in a few areas which is a problem because unlike Tyrant-103 AKA Mr. X in Resident Evil 2 he won't leave you alone and fights with either tentacles or his rocket launcher.
You can't play as Jill Valentine does suck especially for older fans of the series like myself who love the S.T.A.R.S. members.
2. The Tofu Survivor from Resident Evil 2
I will confess this one I couldn't beat either though I got close.
You only have a knife, two green herbs and one blue herb that doesn't compared to The 4th Survivor which was fun to play.
You make weird noises and your character doesn't speak English except for the beginning mirroring Hunk.
The best thing about the mini game was it can take more damage than any other characters in the entire game.
I like that with okay score screen that's supposed to be funny.
1. Bonus Stage from Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
I really hate this mini game with a deep passion because it's so fucking stupid.
You shoot nothing but zombies who act so strange.
If you get hit just once you're dead I shit you not that's how fast you can lose the game.
It's also obvious that you're playing as Rebecca Chambers with no selection of weapons similar to Tofu Mode in the sequel.
I found out online that the very last zombie must be taken out with a critical shot which was bullshit.
I think the biggest bullshit behind this game was you must beat all the levels including the hidden ones to unlock this one now whose fucking idea was that anyway.
It's so bad that I can't find a mini game in Resident Evil series that is this bad I'm dead fucking serious.
So I hope you enjoy and I will try to write more blog entries thank you for your time.
I think it would be wise to start with the ones I wouldn't mine playing again and again for hours among hours.
5. Leech Hunter from Resident Evil 0
I like that you can choose between the normal outfits with the hidden ones while searching for those leeches.
You can leave at anytime collecting leeches through out the facility while you face more hunters than a handful of them in the main game.
The best part of this mini game is depending on how many leeches you collected unlocks a prize or more for the main game itself.
4. The 4th Survivor from Resident Evil 2
The first canonical mini game of the series as it stands as one of my personal favorites to this day.
I just love having an handgun, shotgun and magnum at my disposal fighting these monsters.
Your mission is basically to get from the sewers to the helipad to finish it.
Sadly you don't get to collect herbs or ammo through out the mini game yet a pretty fun game to play.
3. Extreme Battle from Resident Evil 2
I think many will agree that this was the best mini game of Resident Evil 2 ever made though if you have the game on N64 then you can't play it.
I like you have multiple difficulties with four characters you can play as including Chris Redfield.
It has some random enemy placement which means depending the difficulty you are playing it could be simple to pretty tough to beat.
You got to get from point a to b in the first two levels with the second level having two exits then you must search for four antivirus bombs to end the game.
2. Separate Ways from Resident Evil 4
I love how well designed this was even playing it for a few hours today I got to say it's the second best mini game I have ever played in Resident Evil series.
It plays like the main game even having that guy stealing you stuff it's awesome.
You also get two new weapons being Bowgun last seen in Resident Evil 2 though it has explosive arrows and an Pump Action Shotgun.
It's the second canonical mini game of the series following The 4th Survivor though it don't play like that.
It has five levels including the last one having two boss fights with Jack Krauser who you fight in other games except The Mercenaries and Osmund Saddler in his human form.
I like you get to use two different turrents to get through a level.
Sadly you can't upgrade your weapons like you can in the main game with Leon S. Kennedy.
1. The Mercenaries from Resident Evil 4
I want to say yes I have played the original Resident Evil 5 The Mercenaries and it was okay in my opinion though I did like playing with someone else.
I really love this mini game ever since I first played it.
Unlike the original The Mercenaries mini game from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis you have to collect time while killing enemies and level bosses to get five stars.
If you are good enough to unlock all four hidden characters and get every level done with each character with five stars then you unlock an Handcannon for the main game.
It plays so damn good that I must call it the best Resident Evil mini game I ever played in my entire life.
Now you know which ones I love how about the ones I hate...
5. Assignment Ada from Resident Evil 4
First off you can't buy weapons or items like you can in the main game or Separate Ways that also stars Ada Wong.
You also don't have a knife though she has one in Separate Ways meaning if you want to break stuff for ammo or items then you got to waste ammo to do so which is bullshit.
You must collect five samples of Las Plagas however Jack Krauser the boss of this mini game has one.
You have an okay selection of weapons though it barely helps you against all the J.J.s AKA the Gatling Gun guys they put in it.
You also can't save until you beat it which sucks a lot since it was in Resident Evil 4 that caught the world surprised by it's success.
You also don't have the hookshot which kills most of the fun Separate Ways had to it barely being played.
4. Tofu Mode from Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
This was clearly inspired by The Tofu Survivor where all of your enemies is replaced by tofus.
I hate how it plays the first level of Resident Evil 2 backward with some parts being really hard to survive.
You don't get to choose who you play as though it's obvious you're playing as Claire Redfield AKA Chris's sister.
You can't pause the game at all or choose any other weapon then an handgun not upgraded at all.
It isn't even on the same screen with the levels it's on the main screen where in most games you have start and option.
I still haven't beaten it though a few times I did get close that's how bad this fucker is.
3. The Mercenaries: Operation Mad Jackal from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
I am aware that many fans enjoy this mini game however I don't in fact I hate it.
You play as three Umbrella soldiers trying to get from point A to B while being pretty hard to play.
I wasn't good enough to score big but I do like you still get points to add up to buying stuff.
Like The 4th and Tofu Survivor you can't collect ammo or items to help you get further in the game.
You can increase time by dodging enemies as while as killing them though you are in a big hurry to finish it.
Nemesis is spotted in a few areas which is a problem because unlike Tyrant-103 AKA Mr. X in Resident Evil 2 he won't leave you alone and fights with either tentacles or his rocket launcher.
You can't play as Jill Valentine does suck especially for older fans of the series like myself who love the S.T.A.R.S. members.
2. The Tofu Survivor from Resident Evil 2
I will confess this one I couldn't beat either though I got close.
You only have a knife, two green herbs and one blue herb that doesn't compared to The 4th Survivor which was fun to play.
You make weird noises and your character doesn't speak English except for the beginning mirroring Hunk.
The best thing about the mini game was it can take more damage than any other characters in the entire game.
I like that with okay score screen that's supposed to be funny.
1. Bonus Stage from Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
I really hate this mini game with a deep passion because it's so fucking stupid.
You shoot nothing but zombies who act so strange.
If you get hit just once you're dead I shit you not that's how fast you can lose the game.
It's also obvious that you're playing as Rebecca Chambers with no selection of weapons similar to Tofu Mode in the sequel.
I found out online that the very last zombie must be taken out with a critical shot which was bullshit.
I think the biggest bullshit behind this game was you must beat all the levels including the hidden ones to unlock this one now whose fucking idea was that anyway.
It's so bad that I can't find a mini game in Resident Evil series that is this bad I'm dead fucking serious.
So I hope you enjoy and I will try to write more blog entries thank you for your time.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Jack Red reviews Terminator: Salvation
Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I am planning to do a review on the show that got canceled after it's second season leaving the series on a cliff hanger.
However I decide I will review it at a different time because I felt my brief YouTube review on Terminator: Salvation game wasn't good enough for you the readers out there.
So here it is for those who are fans of my work as I give you the review of this horrible game like it should've been in the first place.
The title is misleading because it's not actually based on the awesome movie instead it's an interquel between Terminator 3 and this movie what the fuck that's like House of the Dead movie being an prequel to the first game you just don't do it.
I want to explain before I go on that interquel means a sequel that goes deeper in between two works to explain more of the story that was missed.
Now we got that out of the way it's finally time to talk about how this game plays like and let me tell you if you got cigarettes or a couple of beers then you better stops doing that shit because it's fucking horrible.
It plays very similar to Terminator 3: Redemption which is a good remake of the original 3 game that came out late that sucked ass.
It's basically ripping that one of so bad that it makes you but to be honest I feel like I want someone to beat me out of my misery.
You do get to fight terminators with some levels being in vehicles well you are going to be surprised that they can kill much faster than you kill them.
In good games it should be at least 50/50 except for bosses but here it's not fair at all I'm dead fucking serious.
It has no bosses to fight through the game now let's look at a good shooter game with no bosses yes I'm talking about Halo that was awesome however it's an abomination of the name of Terminator.
I know how much people love on and off line multiplayer well you are going to be disappointed because it don't have either of them.
The game is incredibly boring yes I shit you not it's fucking boring like Gears of War series is never boring not even for a second.
You will get most of the achievements just by playing the fucking thing with only eleven achievement points that's right one point shorter than every Xbox Live Arcade games.
You get nothing for completing the game that's right it's basically a waste of both your money and time so do yourself a big favor go get a copy of the movie but avoid this game at all cost it's not worth a damn thing.
So I hope you enjoy my review and I will see you all later.
However I decide I will review it at a different time because I felt my brief YouTube review on Terminator: Salvation game wasn't good enough for you the readers out there.
So here it is for those who are fans of my work as I give you the review of this horrible game like it should've been in the first place.
The title is misleading because it's not actually based on the awesome movie instead it's an interquel between Terminator 3 and this movie what the fuck that's like House of the Dead movie being an prequel to the first game you just don't do it.
I want to explain before I go on that interquel means a sequel that goes deeper in between two works to explain more of the story that was missed.
Now we got that out of the way it's finally time to talk about how this game plays like and let me tell you if you got cigarettes or a couple of beers then you better stops doing that shit because it's fucking horrible.
It plays very similar to Terminator 3: Redemption which is a good remake of the original 3 game that came out late that sucked ass.
It's basically ripping that one of so bad that it makes you but to be honest I feel like I want someone to beat me out of my misery.
You do get to fight terminators with some levels being in vehicles well you are going to be surprised that they can kill much faster than you kill them.
In good games it should be at least 50/50 except for bosses but here it's not fair at all I'm dead fucking serious.
It has no bosses to fight through the game now let's look at a good shooter game with no bosses yes I'm talking about Halo that was awesome however it's an abomination of the name of Terminator.
I know how much people love on and off line multiplayer well you are going to be disappointed because it don't have either of them.
The game is incredibly boring yes I shit you not it's fucking boring like Gears of War series is never boring not even for a second.
You will get most of the achievements just by playing the fucking thing with only eleven achievement points that's right one point shorter than every Xbox Live Arcade games.
You get nothing for completing the game that's right it's basically a waste of both your money and time so do yourself a big favor go get a copy of the movie but avoid this game at all cost it's not worth a damn thing.
So I hope you enjoy my review and I will see you all later.
Jack Red reviews Sega Superstars Tennis
Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I am a long time fan of Sega ever since child hood and I been waiting for a game like this for awhile now.
Sega Superstars Tennis is a sequel to Sega Superstars on PS2 which requires an Eye Toy in order to play.
This game I am reviewing was the first in the series to be released on multiple consoles though some people complaint that the Wii version doesn't have online play.
It's a great tennis Sega crossover game that will appeal to so many fans of their game even the really old ones such as Sonic, Alex Kidd, Golden Axe, etc
Here is how the game works basically you can select which Sega world you want to play in order to complete it.
I will warn you that it has a good difficulty of challenges in the games that you must pay attention to a lot of them.
They have a great selection of characters for you to play as at any time.
The hidden ones are unlocked by completing several challenges in other games like finishing one of the games will unlock another.
I love how each game feels like the franchise that many fans are big fans of even the ones I grew up with feels like playing those Sega Genesis games all over again.
I also admired the music as it's fits their games as close as possible without even having a wrong pitch.
My only complaint for such a great game is why does very few of them barely have any tasks for them such as Golden Axe a personal favorite of mine.
Besides that I will recommend the game to those who will give it a chance anyway I'm Jack Red I hope you enjoy my review I will see all of you later.
Sega Superstars Tennis is a sequel to Sega Superstars on PS2 which requires an Eye Toy in order to play.
This game I am reviewing was the first in the series to be released on multiple consoles though some people complaint that the Wii version doesn't have online play.
It's a great tennis Sega crossover game that will appeal to so many fans of their game even the really old ones such as Sonic, Alex Kidd, Golden Axe, etc
Here is how the game works basically you can select which Sega world you want to play in order to complete it.
I will warn you that it has a good difficulty of challenges in the games that you must pay attention to a lot of them.
They have a great selection of characters for you to play as at any time.
The hidden ones are unlocked by completing several challenges in other games like finishing one of the games will unlock another.
I love how each game feels like the franchise that many fans are big fans of even the ones I grew up with feels like playing those Sega Genesis games all over again.
I also admired the music as it's fits their games as close as possible without even having a wrong pitch.
My only complaint for such a great game is why does very few of them barely have any tasks for them such as Golden Axe a personal favorite of mine.
Besides that I will recommend the game to those who will give it a chance anyway I'm Jack Red I hope you enjoy my review I will see all of you later.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Jack Red presents Sony PlayStation vs. Atari 2600
Hi everyone this is Jack Red, originally this was going to be one Viddler or a series of YouTube about Sony PlayStation against Nintendo 64.
I decided to take on the challenge of the ultimate console face off in history between the longest disc console taking on the longest cartridge console.
Sony PlayStation has lasted eleven years out of all the game consoles that used discs to play which was considered to be the last original console.
Atari 2600 was their second home console after an home version of Pong which was the first successful game console that lasted fourteen years.
I will be honest with you readers out there I never owned an Atari 2600 yet I heard my brother when he was younger had one.
I actually got an Jakks TV Game of Atari 200 games with another of Namco arcade classics for this past Christmas.
Both consoles has a good library of games for people who loved them to play for a long time though a lot of gamers would just look at the more current game consoles.
I just found an Atari game that I really like it's called Yars Revenge which was a pretty fun game that was the best of the very same man who later made E.T. on the same console.
I did grew up with PlayStation with many other consoles such as Sega Genesis, NES, SNES, Nintendo 64, Sega Game Gear, etc.
PlayStation is still today one of my favorite consoles of all time for numerous reasons.
I want to list some of my favorite series to appear on PlayStation as they followed below...
1. Bushido Blade series
2. MediEvil series
3. Resident Evil series
4. Crash Bandicoot series
Let me explain how the controllers works since I never had owned an actual Atari 2600 I can't tell you how to work it.
PlayStation has Start, Selection, Triangle, Square, Circle, X and D-Pad with some controllers having two digitional pads.
Atari 2600 controllers works almost like the TV game I got for Christmas basically you have a button and joystick.
It's a fact that most games on Atari never end while going for a high score when compared to PlayStation do end unlocking secrets that you can use if you decide to replay the game.
I got to say that both consoles do have great audio for their classics that most gamers has a lot of their songs.
In conclusion I do respect Atari 2600 for being a good console for it's time however I must go with PlayStation since it's a part of my child hood.
I thank everyone for reading and please have a good day.
I decided to take on the challenge of the ultimate console face off in history between the longest disc console taking on the longest cartridge console.
Sony PlayStation has lasted eleven years out of all the game consoles that used discs to play which was considered to be the last original console.
Atari 2600 was their second home console after an home version of Pong which was the first successful game console that lasted fourteen years.
I will be honest with you readers out there I never owned an Atari 2600 yet I heard my brother when he was younger had one.
I actually got an Jakks TV Game of Atari 200 games with another of Namco arcade classics for this past Christmas.
Both consoles has a good library of games for people who loved them to play for a long time though a lot of gamers would just look at the more current game consoles.
I just found an Atari game that I really like it's called Yars Revenge which was a pretty fun game that was the best of the very same man who later made E.T. on the same console.
I did grew up with PlayStation with many other consoles such as Sega Genesis, NES, SNES, Nintendo 64, Sega Game Gear, etc.
PlayStation is still today one of my favorite consoles of all time for numerous reasons.
I want to list some of my favorite series to appear on PlayStation as they followed below...
1. Bushido Blade series
2. MediEvil series
3. Resident Evil series
4. Crash Bandicoot series
Let me explain how the controllers works since I never had owned an actual Atari 2600 I can't tell you how to work it.
PlayStation has Start, Selection, Triangle, Square, Circle, X and D-Pad with some controllers having two digitional pads.
Atari 2600 controllers works almost like the TV game I got for Christmas basically you have a button and joystick.
It's a fact that most games on Atari never end while going for a high score when compared to PlayStation do end unlocking secrets that you can use if you decide to replay the game.
I got to say that both consoles do have great audio for their classics that most gamers has a lot of their songs.
In conclusion I do respect Atari 2600 for being a good console for it's time however I must go with PlayStation since it's a part of my child hood.
I thank everyone for reading and please have a good day.
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