Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Jack Red reviews Terminator: Salvation

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I am planning to do a review on the show that got canceled after it's second season leaving the series on a cliff hanger.

However I decide I will review it at a different time because I felt my brief YouTube review on Terminator: Salvation game wasn't good enough for you the readers out there.

So here it is for those who are fans of my work as I give you the review of this horrible game like it should've been in the first place.

The title is misleading because it's not actually based on the awesome movie instead it's an interquel between Terminator 3 and this movie what the fuck that's like House of the Dead movie being an prequel to the first game you just don't do it.

I want to explain before I go on that interquel means a sequel that goes deeper in between two works to explain more of the story that was missed.

Now we got that out of the way it's finally time to talk about how this game plays like and let me tell you if you got cigarettes or a couple of beers then you better stops doing that shit because it's fucking horrible.

It plays very similar to Terminator 3: Redemption which is a good remake of the original 3 game that came out late that sucked ass.

It's basically ripping that one of so bad that it makes you but to be honest I feel like I want someone to beat me out of my misery.

You do get to fight terminators with some levels being in vehicles well you are going to be surprised that they can kill much faster than you kill them.

In good games it should be at least 50/50 except for bosses but here it's not fair at all I'm dead fucking serious.

It has no bosses to fight through the game now let's look at a good shooter game with no bosses yes I'm talking about Halo that was awesome however it's an abomination of the name of Terminator.

I know how much people love on and off line multiplayer well you are going to be disappointed because it don't have either of them.

The game is incredibly boring yes I shit you not it's fucking boring like Gears of War series is never boring not even for a second.

You will get most of the achievements just by playing the fucking thing with only eleven achievement points that's right one point shorter than every Xbox Live Arcade games.

You get nothing for completing the game that's right it's basically a waste of both your money and time so do yourself a big favor go get a copy of the movie but avoid this game at all cost it's not worth a damn thing.

So I hope you enjoy my review and I will see you all later.

Jack Red reviews Sega Superstars Tennis

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I am a long time fan of Sega ever since child hood and I been waiting for a game like this for awhile now.

Sega Superstars Tennis is a sequel to Sega Superstars on PS2 which requires an Eye Toy in order to play.

This game I am reviewing was the first in the series to be released on multiple consoles though some people complaint that the Wii version doesn't have online play.

It's a great tennis Sega crossover game that will appeal to so many fans of their game even the really old ones such as Sonic, Alex Kidd, Golden Axe, etc

Here is how the game works basically you can select which Sega world you want to play in order to complete it.

I will warn you that it has a good difficulty of challenges in the games that you must pay attention to a lot of them.

They have a great selection of characters for you to play as at any time.

The hidden ones are unlocked by completing several challenges in other games like finishing one of the games will unlock another.

I love how each game feels like the franchise that many fans are big fans of even the ones I grew up with feels like playing those Sega Genesis games all over again.

I also admired the music as it's fits their games as close as possible without even having a wrong pitch.

My only complaint for such a great game is why does very few of them barely have any tasks for them such as Golden Axe a personal favorite of mine.

Besides that I will recommend the game to those who will give it a chance anyway I'm Jack Red I hope you enjoy my review I will see all of you later.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Jack Red presents Sony PlayStation vs. Atari 2600

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, originally this was going to be one Viddler or a series of YouTube about Sony PlayStation against Nintendo 64.

I decided to take on the challenge of the ultimate console face off in history between the longest disc console taking on the longest cartridge console.

Sony PlayStation has lasted eleven years out of all the game consoles that used discs to play which was considered to be the last original console.

Atari 2600 was their second home console after an home version of Pong which was the first successful game console that lasted fourteen years.

I will be honest with you readers out there I never owned an Atari 2600 yet I heard my brother when he was younger had one.

I actually got an Jakks TV Game of Atari 200 games with another of Namco arcade classics for this past Christmas.

Both consoles has a good library of games for people who loved them to play for a long time though a lot of gamers would just look at the more current game consoles.

I just found an Atari game that I really like it's called Yars Revenge which was a pretty fun game that was the best of the very same man who later made E.T. on the same console.

I did grew up with PlayStation with many other consoles such as Sega Genesis, NES, SNES, Nintendo 64, Sega Game Gear, etc.

PlayStation is still today one of my favorite consoles of all time for numerous reasons.

I want to list some of my favorite series to appear on PlayStation as they followed below...

1. Bushido Blade series
2. MediEvil series
3. Resident Evil series
4. Crash Bandicoot series

Let me explain how the controllers works since I never had owned an actual Atari 2600 I can't tell you how to work it.

PlayStation has Start, Selection, Triangle, Square, Circle, X and D-Pad with some controllers having two digitional pads.

Atari 2600 controllers works almost like the TV game I got for Christmas basically you have a button and joystick.

It's a fact that most games on Atari never end while going for a high score when compared to PlayStation do end unlocking secrets that you can use if you decide to replay the game.

I got to say that both consoles do have great audio for their classics that most gamers has a lot of their songs.

In conclusion I do respect Atari 2600 for being a good console for it's time however I must go with PlayStation since it's a part of my child hood.

I thank everyone for reading and please have a good day.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Jack Red reviews Avatar

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I just seen the movie that everyone is talking for awhile now Avatar.

I seen some of James Cameron's works such as Aliens, Titantic, True Lies and Terminator movies I got to say he's a damn good director.

This movie recently broke a record of being the most grossing movie in history which was previously held by his precious work Titantic.

I got to say that I got so much to say about this movie that I am going to try to say my mind on it.

To begin with I really like the CGI used in Avatar as I never seen such a great use of it since the show Reboot.

I really got into the story that actually got me feeling like as if I was in the movie.

Sigourney Weaver is one of my favorite actress who I rememeber best from Alien and Ghostbusters movies did a good job for her role.

I admired his creativity with Avatar even the environment was unique in fact it's so go unique that the one you feel from watching The Matrix doesn't even come close.

The Avatars in the movie were fucking awesome I can't they get to do everything you witness as you go through it the first time.

I do question which is tougher to kill an Terminator or Avatar if you asked me it's going to be very close to the fucking bone.

Before I seen this movie I thought his best work was Terminator 2: Judgment Day I was surprised how damn good it actually was.

The creatures you see in it are fucking amazing even the small ones you see before the main character started training.

The ending was a huge shocker but you must see the movie in order to see this awesome ending I think nothing could've have been better than what you will see.

In conclusion Avatar is up there being one of my favorite movies of all time even higher than Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Dark Knight and The Matrix it's that fucking good.

So I am Jack Red I hope you enjoy my review and please go see the fucking movie I swear it's worth it.