Jack Red reviews 3 in 1 Birthday Special

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I decide to finally make this entry by reviewing not only but three things today for your entertainment.

I want to review 2012 first since this movie was really one of my favorite movies I have ever seen though I did miss the first few minutes.

I went to the movies on Birthday with my dad and Big C just like I said before in my last post.

I haven't seen Danny Glover in a new movie for awhile now to finally see he got a good role this time around.

2012 is a disaster movie that could happen one day that I'm sure I won't see in my life time that's more extreme than other movies such as The Day After Tomorrow.

I'm surprised that this movie is as long as The Dark Knight another personal favorite of mine because when I first heard of this movie I didn't know what to expect.

I love how they had scenes that were funny to entertain people from getting too scared watching such an awesome movie.

Woody Harrelson was in this movie until his character died now I mainly remember him from the movie Kingpin.

I got to say this movie could be hard to watch but if you are able to I'm sure you're going to love it as much as I do.

I guess my only complaint with the movie would have to be what actually cause this to happen I was confused through it wondering what was the cause.

I recommend this movie to anyone who likes these kind of movies now let's move onto a good TV Movie.

Turtles Forever is a crossover between the 1987 and 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trying to stop Utrom Shredder.

I want to state this right now I'm more for the original cartoon because I have got a lot into it though I wished I could see more of it as a kid.

I love the movies except III that was totally trash I can't believe they made such a horrible movie.

I did some research the original cartoon lasted 1987 to 1996 that's ten years it's been on TV can you think how popular it was back in the day I know I can.

I got to be honest I wasn't too much into the newer one that lasted 2003 to 2009 which is seven seasons but I did enjoy the fight scenes.

This marked the first thing in the franchise where the usual four turtles count goes up to twelve so you must be wondering what other version is there to help.

The comic turtles that's right this movie appeals to every turtles as much as the new Ghostbusters game appeals to all of their fans.

Utrom Shredder thought with his nearly indestructible suit that he could survive the end of TMNT multi universe.

I was happy to see the turtles I grew up with along with Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady did put a smile on my face.

I can't believe they gave us a new Tokka and Rahzar for this movie since their original counterparts came from the second movie.

I know one big complaint I can say that a lot of you fans can agree with me on is where the hell are the original voice actors for 1987 turtles.

I guess my other complaint would be how they made 1987 turtles look really stupid as if they're on the show Jackass well maybe not that stupid but still pretty dumb I guess.

I love this movie sadly it's the only movie for 2003 turtles though I just found this one that I must say my thoughts on.

I just remember the 2003 show had the creators helping with the show compared to the original cartoon which they didn't.

Nickelodeon just brought the rights to make a new show with their own movie this means the 2003 show has been canceled.

I give this movie two thumbs since it had some issues but not enough to make me hate the movie so I thank these guys for making the movie.

It's time to do my last review for this entry Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles on Wii.

I been a long time fan of Resident Evil for a long time though I kinda like Sweet Home game I wish I could see the movie.

I do like George A. Romero Zombie Movies more than any other take on them you can possibly name.

I guess I will start by saying I was lucky to get this game on my birthday with not too long ago the secret chapter and Tofu Mode.

This is a sequel to Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles on the same console man this is how you make a game me and my friend Raven love it.

I did some more research it turns out Gun Survivor Series did use light guns which includes three Resident Evil games with one from Dino Crisis.

My point is both Chronicles games to me is like a spiritual successor to that series because it is a first person shooter action with a light gun.

Light gun for people that don't know is mainly seen in Arcades but on consoles they're not as appealing but Wii did make use of them their own way.

Wii Zapper a spiritual successor to NES Zapper is a good example however I prefer Wii Perfect Shot since it has been proven to be better to have.

They made it easier to shoot in this one that made it a pretty easy game for me to beat in one night.

I love the story in this game as in a way it's different from the original Chronicles game where you do a level of Operation: Javier.

Not too long Leon tells Krauser the events of Resident Evil 2 which means for you it's time to relive the events of that game.

I will spoil this before I start talking about my favorite scenario in the entire game that the development of this was before Degeneration.

This cause them to rule out any connections to that movie as well as Resident Evil 5 which is a good game.

Resident Evil 2 scenarios all take place in between the four scenarios from the game meaning you actually get to fight every boss from that game.

I fucking love it that I don't mean replaying it everytime I play the game it's that fun oh there is a level you must beat William in three forms holy shit.

After you beat the final part of this scenario you do another level for Operation: Javier that takes two years before Resident Evil 4.

Soon after you now have to play through Code: Veronica which was a okay game but to me it was better than 3: Nemesis that was a rushed out sequel.

I'm going to be honest I do like playing this one however the last Alexia form has to be the most annoying boss of this series alone I got really pissed.

If you played Resident Evil Code: Veronica then you know when she gets into that form you must use a Linear Launcher in order to beat her.

I know what a lot of you are thinking how could she be this tough well she's too fast for one thing with the right timing this fight will be over.

I believe now you have to complete the rest of Operation: Javier it's pretty fun to however the sub scenarios were really cut down this time around.

In The Umbrella Chronicles you had a ton of them that Wesker is in most of them but here you replay the same two levels with it being harder as well as Krasuer's thoughts.

I want to say this you get three endings in total that was a cool idea here how this works so you may see them for yourself.

1. Beat Operation: Javier 5
2. Beat Operation: Javier 5 under ten minutes
3. Beat Operation: Javier 7

I should have said that they extend all those cut scenes though it may be confusing for some to see the differences between them.

I do have one big complaint against the game why are there so many changes done now I do see some of these was done to make it more fun which is fine.

I'm sure some fans will dislike that a lot though they sure did make this a good game well in my opinion better than the previous game.

I like that you get alternate outfits that you can't get in the original at all besides what they wear in the scenarios that's it.

The gold can be found through the level with more gold given to you at the end that is so much easier than those fucking stars in the last one don't you think.

I do like the weapons in both games so this one is a tough one but I guess to be fair I'm going to leave it a dare since it's hard to pick between what they have altogether sorry guys.

I have played this Tofu Mode that is a homage to The Tofu Survivor as it's this game's mini game similar to the bonus stage in the first Chronicles game.

I hate this so much you can't pause, change out, pick a character or find health items at all in fact there's no check points at all either.

I believe it's the first level of Resident Evil 2 Scenario done backwards with Tofu Zombies that's right you fight them by yourself.

I got to say this as an unlockable in the first one you can play the scenario with one character for two players however you can't do it as well as the secret chapter.

I want to say they made it easier to find the files because once you found the file you should have it therefore won't reappear ever again.

You couldn't do that in the first one because you keep finding the same files which add up to some confusion.

They even put into something like getting achievements on X360 yes I am not kidding that makes the game even more interesting to play.

You unlock character models as well as enemies at anytime however some women will get upset with every female characters.

My complaint against this game would be the following as I list them down below...

1. Why the fuck is Wesker's eyes blue instead of red
2. Why aren't there more sub scenarios
3. Where the hell is the Gold Luggers
4. Why some of these change in setting happen

So I give this game two thumbs as I prefer this over The Umbrella Chronicles on any day of the week.

I hope you enjoy my review I will see all of you later good bye everyone.

Jack Red presents Birthday Special

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, Yesterday was my birthday I just turned twenty years old.

Before my birthday we had to move my Nephew's bed out for a new one I got to say I like it a lot.

I also had my friend Big C come over to spend a night as well spend most of the day with me and my family.

I had a good day that I been thinking for this entry that I will try my best to explain how awesome it is.

I woke up waiting for Turtles Forever to come on since it's the only day in the year I don't do chores.

I grew up loving these turtles ever since child hood that once I saw the turtles I grew up with I got really happy.

It's basically an awesome crossover movie that most fans of the franchise must see because it does appeal to mainly the fans of the comics or both cartoons.

I went to the movies with Big C and my father to see 2012 which was my favorite disaster movie of all time after seeing it.

I believe it's after that my brother Eric with his girl friend Mindy decide to come over to spend a night with us.

My brother actually let me go buy a game I'm so lucky because I finally got my hands on Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles.

I got to say I actually like this more than the original that was released on Wii two years ago it's that good.

Once we got back we had some time before Big C had to go home we decide to pick up Pizza Johns to take back with us.

We ended up eating Pizza and my birthday cake that an Ice Cream cake I got to say this was the best Saturday of this year.

Finally I played the hell out of Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles.

I want to conclude this by saying today I got a new bed that's so much better than my old one I'm glad to have such a great family.

I hope you the readers like to read how my birthday went I will see all of you later.

Jack Red presents Survivor vs. Big Brother

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I been into several reality shows for awhile now wondering if anyone has ever done this comparison before.

I called this Survivor vs. Big Brother aka Outside vs. Inside due to several changes these two have been competing each other for years now.

Survivor
A reality show about contestants competing as a tribe while being in the wild such as Africa and Australia.

I believe it's just about half way through when the two tribes merge where it goes from team to individual.

It currently has eighteenth seasons aired with an ninteenth season that's airing on TV right now.

Big Brother
A reality show about contenstants locked away in the house to compete.

I do know that most fans it airs more episodes on TV a week than Survivor does which is usually three of them.

It currently has eleventh seasons getting really for a new seasons that plans started shortly after season 11.

If there is one thing fans of both shows can agree it's that they sure play similar.

You need to be on the top of things in both of them in order to win or you will be going home faster than you say noooooo.

I don't know that much about either show so I'm going to make this my shortest blog entry yet that I prefer Survivor over Big Brother.

Survivor wins Reality...

Jack Red presents Old vs. New Celebrity Deathmatch

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I want to speak out about an old vs. new topic that I feel just about everyone would agree on.

Before I go into details about the topic I would like to dedicate this blog post to Len Maxwell the original voice of Nick Diamond.

I was a big fan of Celebrity Deathmatch ever since child hood I even had the bad game because I love this show so damn much.

I want to let my readers out there that never seen either version of it that it's basically celebrities fight to the death.

The original series went from 1998 to 2002 on MTV while the cast did include their voice in the game in 2003 with the possible exception of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Then out of no where after being canceled it was announce that it was coming back with notable changes.

This revival series lasted from 2006-2007 on MTV 2 due to how terrible it was compared to the original that got many fans including myself.

So originally MTV had a studio that made the show shortly went out of business due to the show getting canceled.

Cuppa Coffee Studios decide to make the new version of Celebrity Deathmatch even going as far as adding more blood to each match.

I believe many people would be surprise to hear that Eric Fogel was involve with the original version but not the newer one.

The reason behind that was he wanted to work on Starveillance which has been considered a spiritual successor to this show.

So in his place are Jack Fletcher and Dave "Canadian" Thomas that brought their own creative style with the show.

I did get my idea for this topic from The Nostalgia Critic so please don't ask me because I just wanted my own take on something I love with something I hate.

I got to say this that I will try to not go over board talking about the newer version well anyway let's get it on.

Round 1: Main Characters
I thought this whole out just right I figured why not just include Nick Diamond and Johnny Gomez since they were the hosts.

Old Celebrity Deathmatch
I really like Nick and Johnny through the four seasons getting more entertaining by the minute that when it's on at times it's hard to not watch.

I mean Eric Fogel after all did make this show with two guys who had experience in doing commenting.

Johnny was usually on the work host that barely made any mistakes while Nick does screw up at times which can be funny at times.

You actually do see these guys do some fights that you can't believe it at all.

I remember Nick beating up that Alien like no tomorrow because you thought he wouldn't win against him then it happens holy shit.

I really want to bring this one up in this version you do get to see Nick's son Nicky who is a likable character as well.

New Celebrity Deathmatch
I was very disappoint with Nick and Johnny on this version for numerous reasons.

I will give these guys credit for not screwing up Johnny's personality since in my opinion was the closest they were to the original version then everybody else.

Nick Diamond does screw up a lot in this version too however they basically threw him out the window on how random he can be.

I mean what the fuck is he smoking that making him look like William Shatner in Family Guy.

I did notice that after looking at it both their hair was different from their original counterparts like for example it's not the wrong color as well as their eyes.

I believe this round needs to go to the original Celebrity Deathmatch because this version of them I really care about since they were always entertaining to watch.

Point goes to the old Celebrity Deathmatch... I'll allow it!

Round 2: Supporting Cast
I actually got a ton of them from the original show I will bring up however after many thoughts I decide to just talk about Mills Lane and their Interviewers.

My reasons for doing this was because no one on the new version had a similar role to Stone Cold on the original.

Old Celebrity Deathmatch
Mills Lane in the original was voiced by himself before getting a stroke in 2002 while they got someone else to do his voice.

I really did like watching the original Mills because he can entertaining to watch I mean he was a great character on the show.

He even got into his own match with Judge Judy I got to say I totally respect this man for a long time.

Sadly I hate the new version of him for good reasons that I will explain in a moment.

I didn't like they made his chin too big with his voice not even sounding like the real Mills Lane.

I can't even believe they tried making him do funny stuff as well however it was done better by the real man behind the voice.

I will mainly bring up Marv Albert who was their interviewer before getting replaced by Stacy Cornbred who died got replaced by Debbie Matenopoulos.

On the second Halloween episode the main event was in fact Stacy back from the grave against Debbie for the title of best CDM interviewer.

Each one had character that I can respect however I totally hate Tally Wong not for racist reasons.

New Celebrity Deathmatch
I hate how they tried mirroring her relationship with Johnny to Nick with Debbie who don't like each other.

I really need to bring this up why does she keep saying or else what you will bring back Stacy Cornbred.

She was a totally bitch I mean I thought she was a terrible interviewer even Marv was better than her.

Tally never really got a good interview in at all compared to the original interviewers that got their own fair share of them.

I will give this one to the original Celebrity Deathmatch.

Point goes to the old Celebrity Deathmatch.

Round 3: Matches
This is a very important round because I got a confession I really love the original Celebrity Deathmatch fights a hell lot more than the newer one.

Old Celebrity Deathmatch
I got to say even most of the matches played out like a death match with no special adaptation to them they were still entertaining to watch.

I do like when they start being creative by adding some cool shit to the matches such as The Dome of Devastation and three weapon diva matches each one being different.

I really want to throw this one I love The Matrix match it was Keanu Reeves against Brad Pitt that did get on the official Top 10 Matches of time.

That list was hosted by the real Jerry Springer now I have a good memory about the list though I do know after watching it once on TV that I seen all of them.

I got to say even to this day my favorite deathmatch fight of all time was Beavis vs. Butt Head because I was a fan of them too growing up.

That match alone was original just think two cartoon characters fighting to the death with the official voice of them.

I could name a ton of matches I love that I don't see how the newer Celebrity Deathmatch could compete with it.

I also want to say Marilyn Manson actually voiced himself on the show for the most being in three fights of his own winning them all.

In fact Marilyn Manson actually cameo in what is considered to be the greatest deathmatch fight of all time it's The Spice Girls against Hanson.

I do like their special episodes such as Halloween, Family Night, 4th of July, Salute to Laughter and Fandemonium.

I want to explain to my readers who don't know what Fandemonium is basically a episode where us fans can vote to see what matches do we want to see.

I am going to be honest I didn't know until it's too late for all four of their Fandemonium episodes however I still enjoy watching them.

I thought most of the fights were well thought out making you think it's real though it is not you got to love that director Eric Fogel.

New Celebrity Deathmatch
I am not going to lie most of these matches sucks I want to talk about a few of them that really piss me off.

You can tell how stupid they tried making the celebrities look especially the Masked Fighter who is in fact Michael Jackson who passed away not too long ago.

I think a even bigger problem with this version of Celebrity Deathmatch is most celebrities that fought on it has been on the old one fighting before.

They did bring in some new celebrities such as Chris Farley, Rob Schneider, Cris Angel, etc.

I was very upset to see a conjoined tag team match where two celebrities with a music background with a similar sounding name get cut in half then attached to each other.

I will confess that some matches did entertain however only a handful of them that I will get to in a minute.

I got to say comparing the blood in this version to the original I have to think it don't mine me thinking it is though that's what it suppose to be.

I can't even believe they did two rematches that happen in the older version such as Shaquille O'Neal against Kobe Bryant.

This rematch was the single worst rematch of the entire show in fact it's so disappointing that it top how disappointing Loch Ness Monster vs. Big Foot yeah no joke.

Another rematch they did was Jessica Simpson against Nick Lachey which if you remember the first time Nick with his friend were in a Gundam fighting Jessica who got beamed into a giant.

I also didn't like how they did Chris Farley against Horatio Sanz where since no one threw a punch since Farley died they kept using the Time Machine until someone finally did something.

I was very upset that the voice of Bender from Futurama voiced three celebrities that don't sound like them at all.

In other words they tried making this one more cartoon action than being realistic on some of the action like the old version.

They did do their own episode on Comedian vs. Comedian let me say that only one fight for me was worth bringing up that would be the one with Rodney Dangerfield.

Rodney was alive around the time of the old version where he faced Don Rickles now brought back from the Time Machine takes on Rob Schneider.

I will say this for the record that not many celebrities were done right however only a handful was accurate.

I really want to bring this one up they did do something similar to Fandemonium however the winning matches would appear in the following season rather than just a episode.

I got to say the stupidest match of the three matches from the polls was Ashlee Simpson against Her Old Nose I'm not making this up.

I want to give you an idea how this match went down when I heard this was a choice in the poll I did vote for it since I didn't like the other choice in that poll.

I originally thought it would play it like John Travolta against Nicolas Cage where their faces and asses were switched.

I was disappointed to see how they did it basically that old nose of her is now about a size of a head that can talk.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to do a match like this it makes no sense why can't they come up with a better match than this shit.

It's about to bring up the single best match of the new version Johnny Depp against Orlando Bloom who will not come back as William Turner in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

I got no choice that isn't enough for me to change my decision.

Points goes to the old Celebrity Deathmatch.

Now it's finally here the big one, the single most important round of this comparison.

Round 4: Overall
I don't even need to throw down any facts about either version of the show because it's obvious that I'm going with the original Celebrity Deathmatch.

I mean this new version was pure garage that I would rather play the game than to watch season 5 and 6 ever again I'm dead serious.

I can't believe such an abomination actually exist well to me this is an insult to an entertaining show that is worth thinking about.

I got to say I was not happy with the newer one at all I wish it would've aired on TV.

Point goes to the old Celebrity Deathmatch.

So there you go my own take on comparing two things within the same franchise in this case a child hood favorite of mine Celebrity Deathmatch.