Sunday, July 19, 2009

Jack Red reviews Otakon 2009

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now this was my fourth year going as I really enjoy going each year showing to many fellow anime fans why I watch anime in the first place.

On Thursday I went there for Charles with his friend Jason to get preregistrations and I got sun burned though you wouldn't know unless you see my arms they're blood red.

On Friday I did compete in Mario Kart Wii Tournament to only lose to one hacker as well as my friends had the same thing happen to them however all three of them were kicked out.

I did help my friend Josh was able at the last minute to come with us bringing no money what so ever I figured if he wants something that I can give him I would.

1. Ichigo's wooden sword
2. Hollow mask
3. Mainly drinks

I taken only two photos on this day one at the beginning with the other being at the end I will them down there since I don't know how I can bring those pictures from my phone to the internet you won't be able to see them sorry.

I got a special message to tell those hackers if they see this if they heard me say to Charles at Game Room's doors "This is fucking bullshit" then you need to know it was a fake response to make Charles feel better.

The truth is a couple weeks before the convention I needed a reason to face my fear of crowds head on so I use this to my advantage with my thoughts on how unfair it was for me followed by disappointment.

I did buy a game in the Dealer's Room it was Resident Evil Archives: Resident Evil which is a port of the Game Cube remake of the original game.

1. Neo while we were waiting to get in Friday
2. Scorpion as we were going to leave

On Saturday I helped a new friend buy a real sword though some people actually heard me telling him what my YouTube account is.

I did buy something in place of Neon Genesis Evangelion which I was going to buy Yesterday I just didn't have the money though I could've called Mom to put more money on my card.

So I did find something better at a cheaper price it's Ninja Scroll: The Series it was pretty damn good in fact I think I can watch this many times without getting bored.

I would like to do a quick comparison between Hellsing and Ninja Scroll now I did buy the complete series of Hellsing back in Otakon 07 which I becoming a bigger fan by the minute.

However before buying Ninja Scroll: The Series I thought it was the movie made into anime but I was wrong it was a brand new anime that in a way is a spiritual successor to the movie Ninja Scroll which could be the most adult anime I have ever seen.

Ninja Resurrection that is an OVA series has been billed to be a sequel to Ninja Scroll for people who love either the movie or the show please don't get this as it was made by a different company yet based on the same manga.

I also failed on getting Crispin Freeman's autograph which I did find something good enough to make up for it Sonic X Panel if you were there Saturday did you see me I was the second to the left from the door wearing blue how fitting right.

I couldn't find Cornshaq, Tailz64 and their friend Alen at all within the convention which does sucks just not as much as not getting my autograph.

A couple of days before the convention my girl friend broke up with me that threw me into a frenzy well it is my curse that only one girl I met actually like me enough to make me a promise to be with her.

I did some firsts being at this year's Otakon as I never thought I would do some many of them now before I start getting hate comments the following is a record of my achievements.

1. Helping people what a number indeed I helped a lot of people however I did lose count so I do apologize for that

2. Only playing one game which was Mario Kart Wii

3. Meeting the most people in my stay of the convention

4. Being the closet to who I really am

5. Able to walk the whole Dealer's Room by myself

6. I was able to get back to Charle's house with Josh within three hours

7. Taking pictures with this marking my first year doing that

8. Before Mario Kart Wii Tournament with my last match I didn't have full control which didn't stop me getting fourth with my opponents got lower than I did since we were racing computer characters.

9. Been to the least Panels

10. Finally I met some Sonic fans oh hell yeah in your face bitches

I am glad I was able to go with plans being made for my next year's costume which will be Alucard from Hellsing I will try with the help of my Aunt to make this look closet to the character as possible.

With this idea I will keep track of his infamous quotes to say to people being there as him to show I love Hellsing.

I will see all of you later especially everyone who went to Otakon so long.

I was very happy for this year's Otakon as I still want to keep coming to it every year I can to meet more anime fans with other stuff.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Jack Red reviews Digimon: The Movie

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I was into the first three seasons of Digimon as a kid let me tell you I love that show so much compare to Pokemon that I don't like anymore.

Like all good things they had to fuck it all up now by making a movie release a year after the anime what Pokemon did that two years before it with Pokemon: The First Movie.

Anyway I'm reviewing Digimon: The Movie since Otakon is this weekend so let's get start.

My story of why it took me so long to see this movie you see in Middle School my friends did bring this movie up to tell me it sucks so I listen ignoring how much I actually wanted to see it so badly sadly it's been nine years after it's release I saw it finally.

To be honest now I wish I would've kept wondering how the movie turned out as it was a disaster beyond anything I could have ever hope for.

I got a surprise for those who haven't heard of this movie with minor things thrown it's actually three movies combine for our entertainment wait what the fuck it's hard to believe they did that though the people behind Pokemon made the first movie from scrap which did turn out better than this just not a whole lot.

The short at the beginning of the movie actually belongs to Nickelodeon's Kablam! one of my favorite shows now why did they include that to the movie it didn't help people want to stay to see if the movie turned out well when it was in theaters.

The first story is basically from the show itself as Tai got a Digimon then searches for his sister to find out his Digimon is going to fight another if you have already guessed he kicked that Digimon's ass.

The second story is when a strange Digimon tries stealing all the data in the internet as he kept evoluting at first he kicked the good guys's asses then they give it another try where they let it all out on him now to make things worse he sets up a timer for ten minutes as they now rush to stop him with copies of himself or all of them will die from the nukes.

The last story is a weird one indeed basically one of our heroes had another identical Digimon then he become evil so after numerous encounter with him they finally took him out for good.

As you already figured by this point the ending sucks without a doubt I'm so disappointed right now.

You must be wondering is there anything good about Digimon: The Movie well to be honest with you there is the music and that's it yeah who would ever thought the best part of this movie was going to be the music not the story or fighting that's so damn sure.

In conclusion this is horrible if you are a big fan of Digimon then do yourself a favor by not showing this abomination it's so bad that I must announce this right now I am no longer a fan of Digimon this movie crashed me to the point I don't to even think about Digimon anymore it's that fucking terribe it makes you suck beyond other things.

So I'm Jack Red and I hope you enjoy the review I will see all of you later.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

An Announcement

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I want to make an announcement as of next weekend I will be going to Otakon which is an anime convention with my friend Big C.

Now I hope I do run into some of you there though you should know I'm not the usual kind of guy you'll think I am shy in crowds.

I really love being in the Game Room it's so big I can't believe they have it where so many people can come right in like that it surprised me the first year going.

So this will make my fourth year going to Otakon and I will enjoy my enjoy myself very much so for right now I'm Jack Red I hope you enjoy my post as I will see all of you later.

My Confusion On Post #1

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I decide to do a new series that I thought would be very interesting for several people out there I wanted to do this so bad that I barely let myself go to do one of my original ideas.

I know some of you have been confused with two Sonic cartoons which are The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog now it's true they been on a couple of channels as well on the Internet.

Now if you're not carefully you're not watching the right show which will piss you off and I figure to bring this topic up as I feel many people do often confuse the two completely different shows.

I hope I did help some of you people out there to keep a good eye on which Sonic cartoon you want to watch so I'm Jack Red and please enjoy this topic as I got a special one for next week on the blog I'll talk to all of you later.

Introduction

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, you know me from Youtube under the username JackRed666 now I decide to get this blog to help out with posts that can't be on Champzilla.

I want to take your suggestion to help my site Champzilla out I will listen to everything you say if it is important for ideas for future reviews now I will go really far to entertain you as I continue my thoughts.

I got a few ideas up my sleeves already that I will do to see show all of you what kind of a person I am I'm doing something original I want to involve my long time fans or people new to my videos so no one really feels left out like I did in most of my School years.

So I am Jack Red and I hope you enjoy this post I will see all of you later.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Jack Red reviews The Simpsons

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, today I will be reviewing The Simpsons it's been on TV for twenty years it started airing in 1989 the year I was born wow I must say I love this show I do agree though Family Guy and Futurama are funnier.

This show really broke new grounds as there's so many games, episodes, shorts, records and even a movie what do you expect it break the record being the living prime time cartoon which was originally held by The Flintstones.

I have seen a lot of cartoons in my day such as The Ren & Stimpy Show, Kablam!, Beavis and Butt-Head, Celebrity Deathmatch, Ed, Edd N Eddy however with this one they have so many ideas that it blows your heads as if they have done everything a episode of South Park proves it you trying doing something they have also done it.

With all good things I guess it gets going as a surprise success by Matt Groening who also worked on another favorite of mine did I bring up earlier Futurama now that was a good show.

The only problem this show has is in some areas fans from leaving to go watch Family Guy mainly due to how much real life this show is compare to the other show where it flat out crazy.

I'm Jack Red I hope you enjoy the review I will see all of you later as I will keep updating this site hoping to hit my goal beating out Champzilla since it's manager remove me from there what a perk.

Jack Red presents Storyianiacs

It was a stormy night in Baltimore City where three
guys are hanging out at Jack's House when the power had
went out in the middle of one those cheesy overrated reality shows.

The place was a class a shithole studio apartment


Michael Samson said, "Oh god damnit the TV is out now what am I going to do.

Dick Vaper said, "I don't care since I did fuck some girls today."

Jack Carrington said, "Hey guys since the power is out why don't
we talk about our high school days?"

Dick Vaper said, "Now that is a stupid idea in fact this could be your worst idea yet... all that happend was we got fucked by gold diggers, the teachers got us in trouble and I got jumped by Stacy's brother."

Michael Samson said, "Well I'm still pissed we can't watch anything on TV but his idea will pass the time Dick."

Dick Vaper said, "oh fuck you asshole's I got something better to do like ummm... go play with my balls."

Michael Samson said, "Why you no good son of a bitch you're lucky I don't kick your little ass."

Dick Vaper said, "Little look down there I got a fucking cannon that fucked more girls than you so fuck off."

Jack Carrington said, "Guys stop it now I for one I want to get through the night peaceful with no missing teeth or bruises this time around... remember last month Dick gave mike a black eye."

Dick Vaper said, "That bastard started with me first what a fucking prick."

Michael Samson said, "Dick you really are an asshole you should be glad that I don't fuck you up right now!"

Dick Vaper said, "Oh I would like to see you try you mother fucker."

Michael attempts to punch Dick in the face however Jack gets in the way to stop him to throw that punch.

Jack Carrington said, "I'm trying to help past the time instead you two were going to fight each other like little children that's fucked up man, we've all had our share of bad times."

Dick Vaper said, "Who asked you jackass I for one don't want to tell a story... the past is the past leave it that way."

Michael Samson said, "Honestly I don't want to tell my story now because Dick here is doing the exact opposite of what he wants... he talking about the bad times when I for one remember so good times..."

Jack Carrington said, "Please stop fighting I didn't want you two going at it like this as I wanted to tell my story."

Dick Vaper said, "Goddamn it man your always trying to bring up shit."

Jack Carrington said, "Why are you so pissed Dick all I wanted was to past the time now I can see no one likes my idea at all if you wondered why I barely say any of my ideas this is why."

Michael Samson said, "Oh come on man you're idea was good this time around as for Dick what has he done around here? all he does is screw girls.. day after day after day."

Dick Vaper said, "Stay out of my personal life asshole... I can do whatever the fuck I want."

Jack Carrington said, "You know what I'm going to sleep because your asses wont quit fighting like a bunch of pre schoolers."

So Jack leaves the Living room to go to his bedroom to sleep farther and avoid the conflict between Dick and Michael...

They had always argued ever since Stacy Peppercorn had left Dick... maybe thats why he was such a womanizing asshole...

Jack Slams the door and yells "GOOD NIGHT FUCKHEADS"

Michael Samson said, "Now look at what you done he's going to sleep I hope you happy."

Dick Vaper said, "Not really... I just hate thinking about the past you know?"

Michael Samson said, "Well I don't see you doing a damn thing to entertain yourself until power comes back on."

Dick Vaper said, "Listen I might be an asshole it doesn't mean I don't feel what you guys feel... I mean I'm trying to think about some good times... like... that time we shove that Browers kid into that locker in the gym locker room.... that was damn funny."

Michael Samson said, "I kinda like being with Jack more since he does listen to what I say at times even when I was low on my luck he was there to listen."

Dick Vaper said, "I'm gonna go cool off for a little bit."

Michael Samson said, "Where the hell are you going at this time at night."

Dick Vaper said, "Thats none of your business Mike."

Michael Samson said, "You always have been the know it all so I don't mine you leaving in fact make sure the door does hit you in the skirt on the way out pussy.

Dick Vaper said, "What the fuck did you just say to me."

Michael Samson said, "I said don't you ever come back here unless you are willing to do stuff with us you fucking pussy."

Dick Vaper Felt an urge to punch that smart aleck Mike right in the kisser but instead he thought about his actions... Mike was right, he was always the instigator.. for once he thought "why not Let this one pass."

Dick Vaper Replied, "You Know something your right, besides I dont have anything else to do..."

Michael Samson said, "Why dont you go fuck another innocent girl?"


Dick Vaper said, "Just leave me the hell alone Michael!"

Michael Samson said, "We both know you don't care about women in fact I don't even think you know the real meaning of a relationship."

Dick Vaper said,"Spare me the Drug Store Psychology you fucking wise ass prick."

Michael Samson said, "I'm about to kick your little ass you inconsiderate fuck."

Out of no where Jack wakes up with eyes burning red as he stares down Mike and Dick.

Jack Carrington said, "Why are you two still fighting? can't both of you shut your mouths and make up?

Dick Vaper said, "He was about to try and kick my ass, now do you agree why he is doing that."

Jack Carrington said, "Well did you say anything nice when we got here I don't think so."

Michael Samson said, "Yeah throwing your little ass out the window,I would've done that with a smile on my face laughing how embaressing it would be for little Dick here."

Dick Vaper said, "Fuck you man I thought you were cool to be around I was wrong."

Jack Carrington said, "Come down guys we can handle this no one wants to go to Jail right."

Dick Vaper said, "how have things gotten so fucked up?"


Michael Samson said, "You know something we can handle this why do we need violence involved if we can solve the problem ourselves."

Jack Carrington said, "Great let's talk about it a way where no one starts throwing fist okay."

Michael Samson said, "Yeah we are adults here why are we acting like this."

Dick Vaper said, " I guess I got a little hot about a simple honest discussion... even if it does piss me off."

Michael Samson said, "Well we all have our bad days as this was one of them honestly I'm glad we finally stopped the fighting to do the talking."

Jack Carrington said, "This has given me an idea what if we can make this whole experience into a story as it told us to stop fighting it won't help the fact there's nothing to do due to the storm."

Dick Vaper said, "If we do that then I'm happy to be apart of it because I already found this to be a very interesting story."

Michael Samson said, "Surprisingly I agree with you guys this would be an interesting story as it won't from a disappointment to a horrible arguement in matter of seconds why did I need to go through that shit."

Jack Carrington said, "Since this story is kinda crazy why don't we name this story fast times at Kenwood High because it fits all the bad things altogether to make a hell of a story."

So they decide to finally start telling their stories in High School remembering the good times as they as everyone else knows reality does suck at time but there are things about it that rules.

My entry

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I'm happy to meet all of you I will be blogging here about several topics that will interest everyone as I had a long list of posts to do.

I hope you like being here as much I like running it and I do take suggestions what I can do here to make your stay a good one.

I'm Jack Red please come here with a friend tell the world about my blog I promise what ever you want I will deliver such as you want to review something I will do it no matter how terrible it is.