Monday, July 13, 2009

Jack Red reviews Digimon: The Movie

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I was into the first three seasons of Digimon as a kid let me tell you I love that show so much compare to Pokemon that I don't like anymore.

Like all good things they had to fuck it all up now by making a movie release a year after the anime what Pokemon did that two years before it with Pokemon: The First Movie.

Anyway I'm reviewing Digimon: The Movie since Otakon is this weekend so let's get start.

My story of why it took me so long to see this movie you see in Middle School my friends did bring this movie up to tell me it sucks so I listen ignoring how much I actually wanted to see it so badly sadly it's been nine years after it's release I saw it finally.

To be honest now I wish I would've kept wondering how the movie turned out as it was a disaster beyond anything I could have ever hope for.

I got a surprise for those who haven't heard of this movie with minor things thrown it's actually three movies combine for our entertainment wait what the fuck it's hard to believe they did that though the people behind Pokemon made the first movie from scrap which did turn out better than this just not a whole lot.

The short at the beginning of the movie actually belongs to Nickelodeon's Kablam! one of my favorite shows now why did they include that to the movie it didn't help people want to stay to see if the movie turned out well when it was in theaters.

The first story is basically from the show itself as Tai got a Digimon then searches for his sister to find out his Digimon is going to fight another if you have already guessed he kicked that Digimon's ass.

The second story is when a strange Digimon tries stealing all the data in the internet as he kept evoluting at first he kicked the good guys's asses then they give it another try where they let it all out on him now to make things worse he sets up a timer for ten minutes as they now rush to stop him with copies of himself or all of them will die from the nukes.

The last story is a weird one indeed basically one of our heroes had another identical Digimon then he become evil so after numerous encounter with him they finally took him out for good.

As you already figured by this point the ending sucks without a doubt I'm so disappointed right now.

You must be wondering is there anything good about Digimon: The Movie well to be honest with you there is the music and that's it yeah who would ever thought the best part of this movie was going to be the music not the story or fighting that's so damn sure.

In conclusion this is horrible if you are a big fan of Digimon then do yourself a favor by not showing this abomination it's so bad that I must announce this right now I am no longer a fan of Digimon this movie crashed me to the point I don't to even think about Digimon anymore it's that fucking terribe it makes you suck beyond other things.

So I'm Jack Red and I hope you enjoy the review I will see all of you later.

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