Jack Red reviews Sonic Labyrinth

Hi everyone I am Jack Red today I have played many good and bad Sonic games but here's one so unspeakable that most fans hate it with a flaming passion. Sonic Labyrinth on the Sega Game Gear can make anyone go insane if played long enough I am dead fucking serious. You can own Sonic Mega Collection Plus that adds six Game Gear games with two Genesis games with some sound issues.

The story doesn't appear in the game but rather the fucking manual basically Dr. Robotnik secretly switched Sonic's shoes with slow ones. You got to play through four labyrinths broken into four levels each. You can't run yet you could use those bumpers to jump up in a few levels is assssss. You need to collect three keys in most of the levels now that's a fucking pain in the ass. If you played Sonic 3D Blast then you know some of the flickies can be annoying yet it's more fun than playing this.

The enemies are really uninspired that it bores me to even look at them. The game plays like a broken Sonic Spinball complete with not being able to save yourself from falling off a ledge. Hey I got a question what the holy ass were those fucking terrible developers doing. The music makes most of them want to commit suicide yeah I am not making that up it's that bad. The levels are so frustrating, boring torture that can make most who play the game lose their minds.

Sonic Labyrinth has the lamest mother fucking goat sucking son humping red neck shotgunning emperor's asshole bosses. The bosses in most games are usually short yet fun while some of them are hard. The bosses in Sonic Spinball make the ones in this game their bitches yes they suck that bad. They start out throwing a bunch of little versions of themselves before they finally appear. Most games cut the bullshit but letting us fight the boss then we end the level our selves.

I often joke that Sonic Spinball was the worst Sonic game on YouTube but the god honest truth Sonic Labyrinth gets the mother fucking title. Why because it took away speed with the story sucking some major ass that has the worst game play of any Sonic game I have ever experienced. This game is Sonic fans worst nightmare it has so many problems that most of them do hate it as much as I do.

I did actually play through this horrible mess my god it makes me want to play other bad Sonic games. I mean give me something that sucks though not as bad like Sonic 06 or Tails Skypatrol.
Oh I forgot to bring up about the fucking time limit now you can spin dash just not as good as other games. Getting one of the keys actually gives you more time now that's not too bad of horrible problem. I also don't care much for how on all the boss levels you get to slide down getting rings.

That seems kinda point less yet that has the best use of the controls of the entire game. Some of the levels can be confusing like one of the last couple of them you got to find a secret platform at the bottom. How are you supposed to know that because the first moving platform only goes one direction yet trying to spin dash your way across won't work. There was a couple of levels using paths that throw you all over the places now that's beyond the glitches in Sonic 06 if you asked me.

I had enough of this game I would like to ask any Sonic fan to get a copy of it then destroy the game as violent as possible. I hope you like my review and see you all later good bye fuckers.

Jack Red reviews Sonic Colors

Hi everyone this is Jack Red I just got Sonic Colors early this Christmas since I'm the good son in my family. I got to say when I first heard of this game that I never expected it to be this good. It's a sequel to not so great Sonic Unleashed while taking it's game play concept to what it was supposed to be. I am not taking about the overly repetitive Werehog one I am talking about levels that are 2D with several parts being in 3D.

I wanted to clear up that there's two different versions of this game now I am reviewing the Wii version. If you wanted a good Sonic game to hold you over until you get your hands on Sonic 4 then this is the game for you. This game is about Sonic arriving in Eggman's Amusement Park to stop his plot as usual with strange aliens. That may not sound like much but believe me that are the spice of the game play. Why because each one you come across in this game acts as a power up that's surprisingly addicting.

It does have a world map like it's prequel however it's done much better here. You don't have to search around areas to find levels deep in the game. You just keep beating levels within each area of the game with a few may take a few tries to figure out what to do. The bosses are some of the most fun in the entire series like my favorite Egg Wisp that uses some of those alien powers against you. The music blows my balls off with pure excellentment, I highly want you guys to listen to a couple of the songs.

Sonic Colors has some of the best graphics with controls I have ever experienced with the Wii. The cut scenes used The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog as direct inspiration which was a nice tough. It took me over six hours to beat this game while I got in the thirties some levels of Challenge Mode. There also exist Game Land which is where you can get Chaos Emeralds that's right you can become Super Sonic.

Altered Beast on the Genesis lets you keep playing in the ending credit yet it wasn't much fun. Sonic Colors took that idea then made it my personal favorite ending credits. I never played a game where you are awarded for bashing all the names of the people behind the game with lives.
I got to say I am really impressed by the game then I want to play Sonic 4 even more badly.

I just found out the same guy who made that good movie based on Mega Man series is now making one on Sonic. That shit is going to be fucking good in fact I want a copy of it when the movie comes out. Jaleel fucking White is in the movie as the voice of Sonic how can this get better. I highly support this man making the movie hoping it will be much better than Sonic movie released right the same time as Sonic Adventure.

I hope you enjoy my review and talk to all of you later.

Jack Red reviews Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Hi everyone now here's a great game from my child hood that I love so much: Zombies Ate My Neighbors on the Sega Genesis and SNES. You play as Zeke or Julie as you fight your way through all kind of monsters such as Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves and many more while rescuing people in each level including hidden ones. Purple tentacle from Maniac Mansion 2 appears in one of those levels while another based on Lucasarts's office.

The game starts out easy then the difficulty slowly goes up with the last couple of levels being really diffilcult. You have three lives with no continues so if you lose all of the victims then it's game over. You can use passwords, however unlike games with the feature it makes the game even harder to beat. Using the passwords for the later parts of the game gives you one person to rescue. This can be a problem because some levels start off with an enemy close by to that lone victim so you better hurry up.

The music has got to be one of the most inspiring soundtracks from my child hood. I am actually surprised that they made songs inspired by cla$$ic horror movies with some modern ones that I grew up watching. Every level never fails with the music choice since it's right on point making this one of the best horror games of all time.

You get many weapons including Squirt Gun, Bazooka, Silver Ware, Foot Ball, Lawn Mower with many more to go nuts with. If you don't have enough keys then you can blast your way through. Lawn Mower usually helps getting through mutant plant stuff over the ground. It does have a strict shooting system so you might not hit an enemy when you think it did.

You also get items that may help you out as you play through such an awesome game. The first aid kit really helps in this game since it does heal a good amount of health. Paradora's box sometimes help you out when the enemies get to close for comfort. Monster potion really help because if you don't have keys or any Bazooka ammo then this is the next best thing to help get through the levels.

The bosses are very well thought out such as a Giant Baby, Martian Mothership, Snakenoids etc... I hated the Giant Baby so much because he can kill you so damn fast if you're not careful. Snakenoids which are based on Graboids from Tremors series are tricky to kill without losing a life since you need them to come out. Martian Spaceships can only be hurt by throwing soda cans because none of the other weapons can reach it. I must bring up Dr. Tongue, who you must face with the second one, being two forms though you must be very skilled to get that far in the game.

I am very happy to do this review because this still stands as one of my personal favorite games.

Jack Red reviews Sonic Adventure

Today I wanted to review one of my personal favorite games of all time: Sonic Adventure. Now I'm going to review the original Sega Dreamcast version because that's the one I'm the most familiar with. It got released on the same day alongside the movie (?) and was on one of Sega's most popular consoles: Dreamcast.

The music has some great songs such as the opening, Sonic and Game theme, and so on. The graphics does show what the console can do, especially watching those rememberable cut scenes. This was the first 3D main game of the series that sold the most on the console while being as one of the best selling Sonic games in history.

You can play as multiple characters in the game, each with their own branching storyline: Sonic has the high speed platforming from the other game which was done right; Tails does a lot of racing with Sonic as they go up against Dr. Robotnik in the final race to beat him to the missile. Amy gets chased by Zero all through her story line that leads up to one of the easiest boss fights in the series. E-102 Gamma was the shooter, now he was fun to play as, I did wish he had tougher bosses to face. Knuckles has the treasure hunting storyline where you must search for the Chaos Emeralds and pieces of the Master Emeralds. Big the Cat, to be honest I didn't like playing as him very much.

The story takes place after Sonic & Knuckles where Dr. Robotnik just unleashed Chaos torying to take over the world, however Sonic and his friends are going to stop him before it's too late. After you beat all their story lines you will unlock the final story that can be replayed as many times as you want. Now I like the level designs a lot though it could've been better with some of the other characters.

You can replay all the levels to get every goal in the game mastered which won't be easy to accomplish. You can get upgraded which does help out in the long run though some characters do have hidden ones to find. The problem with this was mainly Tails and Knuckles having some upgrades in the dream world that can be lost forever if not found.

You can unlock a few mini games such as the flying levels and the bumber cars, all of whiuch give the game more variety. I do like how you can talk to people in the game now at the time no one expected that to be in a Sonic game. I love exploring the game because it actually feels like you're in an world: you can do pretty much anything (almost).

The gamea good variety of bosses such as Egg Viper, Perfect Chaos and E-101 MK2 all of which give you a unique challenge. I also like that you can play as Super Sonic at the end of the game.

In conclusion this was one of my favorite Sonic games and I want it to get the respect it deserves.

Jack Red presents Top 10 Best and Worst AVGN episodes

Hi everyone this is Jack Red now a lot of you know that I'm a big fan of The Angry Video Game Nerd ever since I got into it. I decided to make two lists on the episodes I love as well are the ones I really hate with an passion. I hope you nerd fans out there like this as much as I do making it for you guys I mean after all it's the fucking nerd we are talking about here.

I want to start off with the ones that I fucking love to watch non stop now I had a tough time deciding which one belongs on this list.

10. Superman 64
I got to say this was a pretty good episode since he reviewed one of the bad games from my child hood that was actually my most hated game. He decided to start off with a joke by reviewing one of the Superman games on Comodore 64 then finally gets to the game so many people asked him to review. I can't believe how fucking accurate James was reviewing Superman 64 which isn't easy to do since it's so bad in fact it's been called the single worst Superman game in existence for a reason. I really love the ending when he transforms into the Super Nerd to throw the game into the Sun now that was funny.

9. Castlevania Part 3
I will be honest that this wasn't an easy decision but I picked this episode because it featured both good and bad Castlevania games. He talks about the last couple he had while they were new at the time. Super Casltevania IV was given such a good review that I actually decided to start playing the games. A friend of mine told me that he given up on Castlevania 64 on that wall part James brings up. Resident Evil remake makes you have to go get explosive fluid for the elevator near the end which was done right but why not this. Castlevania: Dracula X was given a brief but well spoken review kinda like Castlevania: Bloodlines in the following episode.

8. Dracula
This was my favorite Halloween episode since he covers Dracula who I grew up loving. He reviews so many Dracula games that were horrible. I love when he beats up the bat now that was a very rememberable moment for me. He also dress like Dracula which fits the overall theme of the episode quite well. I can't believe how terribly bad those Bram Stoker's Dracula games are especially the Sega CD version. He also reviewed a game never released called Drac's Night Out now Park Brothers who are responsible for many board games was involved.
Sometimes I laugh when he talks about that text game right near the end when he said oh ok how about fuck you then the game said I don't know how to fuck something lol.

7. Back to the Future Trilogy
I want to point out that this episode has a few titles so sorry if I got you confused. He decides to review a couple of games such as the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with some new points. He made another rememberable moment from Top Gun that was hilarious because when I first saw the episode I didn't expect to the plane fly out of the game. Who Framed Roger Rabbit wasn't a bad review but I kinda like the original episode better. He then gets to the Back to the Future games holy shit this where things start going nuts. He reviews Back to the Future much better this game with the sequel though the original episode was pretty funny. He adds another shitty game called Back to the Future Part 3 on Sega Genesis oh my fucking god this was so bad in fact I think it's pretty close with LJN games. To my surprise he actually found a good Back to the Future game to review now after playing it I got to say damn why can't that come out in America god damn it.

6. Spider-Man
I had to choose between Spider-Man or X-Men which I really like both episodes but I can only pick one so I'm going with Spider-Man. Kyle Justin the guy who sings the theme song to the show that cameos in a few episodes actually plays as Spider-Man. The Nerd reviews a couple of bad Spider-Man games with the Super Hero himself there watching in horror. I am surprised to say he gets more pissed off than The Nerd does which is rare to find in an episode.
He writes a funny song for the ending that sometimes gets me laughing my ass off. I felt Kyle did a great Spider-Man in fact I hope a lot of you fans can get James to do another episode with Kyle doing the character.

5. CD-i Part 3
Another tough decision but I have decided to go with part 3 of his CD-i since it was slightly better than the one before it which was also a great episode. He starts off with Link: The Faces of Evil which was made very close with Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. He stated in the episode that this game has a lot of the problems with the other game while adding some making it even more annoying. I would like to point out that Nintendo did give them a limit time to make them so these games were very rushed out on such a small budget. The first two CD-i Zelda games play kinda like Zelda 2 without the rpg elements with some of the worst controls in the history of gaming. Zelda's Adventure is the only game except Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon to play as Zelda you know the princesses in the games. A different team made Zelda's Adventure which surprisingly plays like a lot of the Zelda games with long delays from moving screen to screen.
I also love how he decides to end the episode which was so fitting since we did expect him to get piss off about those games.

4. Action 52
Here's one of the shittest games you could ever play in the history of gaming. I really like how accurate he was reviewing a lot of those games while he can't play a couple due to how glitched it is. He really criticizes how many things with it that I thought all of that was hilarious since most games he reviewed don't have as many problems. It's currently the longest episode to review a single game though it's a collection of shitty fucking games. This was one of James's biggest request to review along with ET on Atari 2600. It's hard to believe that a single emulator that doesn't work on my lap top can work all fifty two games. Now that's the opposite of Transformers on Famicom that can be fully played on the console yet a glitch on the emulators making the game frozen at level 9. He does hint reviewing the last game Cheetahmen with the other games in the following episode. This was such a great episode that it had to be in the top ten for me.

3. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
I wasn't too much into his first Terminator episode but holy shit I fucking love the follow up to it now here's one of his best episodes to date. He reviews all of the Terminator 2 games he has where you can tell when the games go from okay to horrible. LJN made all of these which is a company The Nerd often criticizes for making such bad games. They go from three continues to just one now that's some serious bullshit. I can't believe how you do things in Terminator 2 on SNES such as the jump looks horrible. I didn't get capturing items when you clearly blow the fuck of them. The intro is kinda funny but pointless since you can skip it most of the time. The shoot em up Terminator 2 games weren't as close as good as the original arcade version. I love the ending so much because it does remind you on how the movie ended plus throwing his own twist sure made it entertaining to watch.

2. Batman
I also had a tough time picking between both his Batman episodes so I carefully thought this through well I'm going with his first one. He reviews bad Batman games with some good ones that many fans should play such as The Adventures of Batman and Robin on SNES was so damn good. I also like that he dresses up like Batman for the episode which like his Dracula episode fits perfectly with the theme. He does review a bad game from my child hood called Batman Forever holy shit this was fucking terrible. Why did Acclaim decided to reused the Mortal Kombat engine now that don't make any sense. The Joker was entertaining though he did get a little annoying in the follow up. They actually end the episode similar to the 1966 Batman show now that was a classic.

1. Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle
James sure made a ton of great episodes but I just love how fucking good Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle now this was the follow up to his first Bugs Bunny episode. The entire episode has a series of reviews with The Nerd fighting Bugs that was hilarious. Bugs got back at The Nerd for taking a shit by doing the same thing right back at him. All the games getting reviewed are very similar to each other with them getting worst. Kyle cameos in this episode as himself who tries fighting Bugs but backs off. Just like the first Bugs Bunny episode it starts up like an episode of Looney Tunes with their version of the theme. The twist of the episode was Bugs was also Woody the Woodpecker now that blew my mind at the time. They do reused a lot of funny moments from the cartoons such as opens a present to get bombed or reversing direction on what ever it is like the one about the seasons. I really love the ending line of the episode "Well That's All Fucks" was pretty funny.

Now I told you guys about the episodes I can watch the fuck out of it well the time has come to start talking about the ones that from being disappointing to flat out suck.

10. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
This was my least favorite Halloween episode since I kinda expected him to do more for the episode. He reviews the game wasn't directly based on the movie that sucks some major ass. The entire episode was like the first movie just not as good. He buys the game with another which turns out to be Halloween that got reviewed in the next episode. He used a character that only appears in the second movie with a new one for the episode who did their roles pretty good.
Leatherface on the other hand could've been done so much better now look at Freddy or Jason episode he done both of them right. The main reason I said that was because he didn't use Leatherface from the movie like a lot of people first expected he used the one from the game.
I do like when they got The Nerd pissed off playing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre now I would confess I did enjoy that part a lot.

9. Deadly Towers
I know I shouldn't be bashing this one too much since James did ask a lot of us to help write stuff for the episode but he could've done a better job. I do like the intro a lot though the ending of the episode was very brief. This doesn't feel like the usual The Angry Video Game Nerd episode which was one reason why I don't like it so much. Most of the things James say are not accurate to the game in fact they were just making front of it instead. There were a couple that did bring up good points about the game with my favorite being the AC/DC one. It's hard to understand that German line though when translated it perfectly describes the feeling of the game wow who ever came up with that thanks. I also expected this to be a slightly longer episode but I can kinda understand since he had so little time to come up with a script based on the fans feedback of the game.

8. Game Glitches
This would've been higher on my list but due to what over episodes I need to talk about well it's pretty stuck here. I did like he tried doing something very different from other video game review shows such as X-Play where he reviews glitches. I didn't like the Game Graphics Glitch Gremlin very much in fact I found him more annoying than The Joker I'm not kidding. I was kinda disappointed with his list of glitches in the episode because I thought he could've used more known ones such as getting stuck in walls or camera can't move at times. In conclusion let's bring Castlevania 2 now that had a concept that wasn't done right but it was done better than this episode.

7. Mario is Missing?
Another disappointing episode which I know I'm not alone saying that about this episode. He decides to review Mario is Missing? with it's follow up Mario's Time Machine that are widely known as bad Mario games. I just realized that I forgot to add the SNES version of Mario's Time Machine on one of my previous posts under my list of child hood games James reviewed. He kept bringing up King Kong in the episode which did get a little annoying despite the brief funny part about how tall he was. He didn't try going into details about the SNES version of Mario's Time Machine yet The Irate Gamer did I wonder why. I didn't noticed the control delay when I was playing Mario is Missing? at all strange right. Luigi got a better starter role in Luigi's Mansion which was a good game. His point about education could've been done better to where a lot of us fans would enjoy hearing it a lot.

6. Dragons Lair
He does confess this was another request by the fans though he failed to hit on the level of his other episodes. He spends most of the episode trying to get pass the dragon well I can't blame him there because it's a shitty game based on an classic. Near the end of the episode he finally got pass the dragon then found himself screwed due to how the level was designed. I thought he could've done more to show off as much of the game as possible. The ending was okay because it was a brief laugh for me seeing him walking into his door then dies. He does do a good job talking about it's history which was the best part of the entire episode.

5. Atari 5200
He spends most of the episode getting it to work though there was one moment that was fun when he brings up his old TV. He was able to get the console up yet none of his controllers worked properly. The last controller didn't fit the console though it could fit just fine on an Sega Genesis. Not including the first part of Atari Jaguar episode this would be the only console review episode that doesn't review any games. Most of his information was accurate it's just I wish he could've did more with this episode like breaking an Atari 5200 with a weight could've been funny.

4. Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
This was one of his shortest episodes that failed on so many levels. Now I do enjoy watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit episode which is about the same length. The concept behind the game wasn't appealing enough to make a good game. He could've came up with some good shit to say about the game. I wish I could say more about the episode but since it's so short there's not a lot I could say to change my mind on it.

3. Master Chu and The Drunkard Hu
This episode may be accurate to the game but having Shit Pickle in it kinda ruin the episode for me. If you want to see a good episode with a similar shit character then go watch his Odyssey episode instead. Again it's a short episode that wasn't as good as Wally Bear and the NO! Gang I just talked about. He should've said playing this like is being drunk with a ugly woman in bed. Shit Pickle does play the game though different from Nerdy Turd since he doesn't have hands. In conclusion I could never like the episode as close as many of them no matter how hard I try.

2. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
This was the second episode he made in his show well he did such a bad job reviewing it. It wasn't funny like most episodes with the ending being the single best part. This also has the least game footage of any episode with not a lot of information to go by. Again I must criticize the length of the episode despite this was his most hated game of all time. The only other good thing I can say about it is James just redone his review for an Halloween episode that was so much fucking better than this.

1. A Very Nerdy Non-Canonical Captain S Christmas
That's right it wasn't an The Angry Video Game Nerd episode that was the worst no it was an episode of Captain S that had him cameo around Christmas that suck ass. I know I could get a lot of criticism for adding this one on my list but I don't give a fuck it's so bad. I wasn't a fan of Captain S so I didn't know how he has works now James's character got toned down to where I didn't care about him at all. The only time he did curse was at the end in front of Santa playing the Mario sound effect as the censore what the fuck man. He does review the first Home Alone on NES with the best part of the entire episode being The Nerd trapped inside the game. I fucking hate this episode with a passion that it deserves to be called the single The Angry Video Game Nerd episode despite not actually being on his own show.

Well I hope you guys enjoy this and I'm waiting on one of my reviews to be put on this union at Gamespot then expect two more reviews.

Jack Red presents AVGN vs. HVGN done right....

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I did a very bad video about comparing these two amazing internet reviewers which I still regret to this day. So I wanted to remake it to the way it should've been in the first place.

It all started with James Rolfe when he started making his videos under the name The Angry Nintendo Nerd at first he didn't upload them to YouTube until a couple of his friends convinced him to.

Mike Matei a close friend and often appears on the show actually convinced him to do a fourth episode after his original trilogy.

By that time ScrewAttack USA noticed him and turn his show into one of their three original ones when they first started.

Ever since then his show has changed it's title to The Angry Video Game Nerd that became widely known on the internet that inspired many people including myself and Derek Alexander aka The Happy Video Game Nerd.

I asked Derek in an internet live chat about how he started his show and he basically said while everyone was focusing on being angry and reviewing bad games he figured to do the opposite.

He plays a character that usually is happy in his videos that plays games that deserves some more respect.

Eventually Retrowaretv found out about his videos and ask him to join ever since has been making some great reviews.

They both review games that are known through many gamers while wearing similar clothes to each other.

Here's is a list up to date of the games they reviewed that were from my past...

The Angry Video Game Nerd
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Sega CD
Independence Day
Shaq Fu
Super Mario Bros. 3 (A fucked up joke one)
Superman 64
Batman Forever
X-Men (Sega Genesis)

The Happy Video Game Nerd
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Rocket Knight Adventures
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
D2

Before I go on I would like to say James also reviewed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III which was a bad movie from my child hood now he actually made it two episodes long review wow man.

Sadly he didn't have copy rights to the footage meaning only on Screwattack's website you can watch both episodes.

The Angry Video Game Nerd usually reviews bad games though he did do some good games with not reviewed in details modern games such as Godzilla games.

The Happy Video Game Nerd usually reviews good games that didn't caught on for numerous reasons though he did review some games released online such as Rocket Knight and Mega Man games.

I honestly think both of these guys are talented reviewers that everyone should get into since they're so on point no matter which game they are reviewing.

I believe James did start reviewing games not released here season 4 while Derek just did one called Sweet Home which was an awesome game.

The Angry Video Game Nerd started out as an web series but last I heard they begin airing his show censored on an channel.

The Happy Video Game Nerd is just an web series though I felt it's more worth watching then the later Nostalgia Critic videos.

Derek also said that he would like to cross over with James for an video though no one knows when that would happe since James has become so busy with a lot of stuff.

Yes I do know both of them and I was inspired by James though I will give the credit due to Derek since his idea of an character was a gem.

You see most people who got inspired by James like myself focused on the anger and reviewing some bad games but he decided to do the opposite that ultimately payed out wow.

So in an sense Derek's character is a gem among those who are inspired by James that's almost as good as him.

I would bring up the controlversiality between The Irate Gamer and The Angry Video Game Nerd but that would be pointless since a large number of people keep calling Chris Bores a rip off.

I also know The Irate Gamer and he's a nice guy that loves feedback that could inspire him to do better.

Alright fuck it I am going to bring it up real fast so I will feel better later for remembering to include it.

Chris works on multiple shows including two Irate Gamer shows so he too is a very busy man that's very creative with the special effects.

I would like to say that he is his own boss meaning there's no way either of his shows can get canceled unless he decides to end them wow what power.

The Irate Gamer is an web series that reviews bad games which goes by seasons unlike Derek's show though he did say he is going to release some episodes on dvd.

Irate Gamer Neo is a very short show about reviewing newer games which I found him surprisingly more on point on this one.

Here is games he reviewed that are from my child hood as they follow down below...
1. Zombies Ate My Neighbors
2. Contra
3. Cool Spot

I will be honest that I hated his review of Zombies Ate My Neighbors but I love Derek's since it was so accurate about the game.

The Irate Gamer did review recently Cool Spot which was a game from my child hood though I felt he could've said it plays like the Vectorman games.

James was asked about this issue and he said to fuck those who kept criticizing Chris for his work that does come close.

I will give that man some respect because he goes out of his way to make sure his shows go on no matter what the fuck happens.

I hope you guys like my blog entry and I will be posting two reviews from an union on here that are quite good.

Jack Red presents He who laughs last best winner

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I felt bad for not noticing Fe94's He who laughs last best competiton on his Joker union because I am a big fan of the character.

Let me tell you what's it is about now it puts every Joker against each other until we have one left standing after eleven rounds.

It isn't like Gamespot's Greatest Competiton where they put all of these match ups to vote in a set number of days no he puts up one match for each round instead.

That's a good idea though I am not sure how long you can vote in those polls before they decide to go to the next round.

Anyway it just ended today with Joker from Batman: The Animated Series beating The Dark Knight one which made me happy because how could you go wrong with that Joker.

That version of the character is known as the greatest animated Joker of alll time while Heath Ledger recently beat Jack Nicholson's version for the best live action Joker.

I know most people with myself included voted Joker from Batman: The Animated Series because they watched it at some point in their chld hoods.

I believe his performance in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm was amazing in fact I got to be honest I like it more than The Dark Knight.

The Joker was in plenty of episodes that entertains me every time I see it and I love his laugh more than most versions of the character.

He has Harley Quinn with many weapons that may look harmless that are pretty dangerous plus he wants Batman to consider him the greatest criminal in Gotham City.

I do like a lot of the Jokers in this competition but I couldn't agree more why Joker in Batman: The Animated Series beat Heath Ledger's.

By the way Fe94 if you see this thank you for making this though I wish I could've been more a part of it and love that Joker hahahahaha.

I hope you guys enjoy and soon I will write some more blogs on my other blog though at the moment I got to hold off on one.

Jack Red presents Top 5 Horror Movie Killers

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I am a big fan of Horror movies for a long time and I figured to do a list to prove it.

There are the killers I really enjoy watching from time to time and I won't be including anything that's in numerous movies such as Vampires or Zombies.

So I hope you enjoy my list because I will be speaking from the heart which I been trying to do for awhile.

5. Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th series
Jason is simply awesome because nothing can kill him no matter what they try like getting him set on fire or blown up to pieces.

He's known for delivering some of the most gruesome murders even in horror movie such as crushing a man's head in.

The main reason Jason didn't score higher on my list was because he was in three bad movies in a row that a lot of fans hate to even this day.

4. Michael Myers from Halloween series
My brother loves Michael Myers and I love the movies though it's a fact Michael wasn't in Halloween III.

I thought he was more creative than Jason when he came to killing people plus it's a mystery how he survives like getting hang didn't work.

I do like Rob Zombie's remake of the first movie a lot though he could've did better with the second one.

3. Chucky from Child's Play series
I really like Chucky from my child hood because he's got personality in his movies especially Child's Play 2 and Bride of Chucky.

I also like how he gets killed in the movies despite the fact he isn't in many movies like other horror icons such as Michael Myers

2. Ghost Face from Scream series
I remember wearing that costume hell I was really into that movie like my brother was for Michael Myers.

Wes Craven may not have total control over Freddy but I love what he's doing with Ghost Face now what a original idea this guy got.

A lot of people wear the costume with a voice changer that targets Sidney while basing their murders as if it happen in an horror movie wow.

I like then they toy with people especially asking horror questions then if they answer wrong something bad happens.

It started with a crazy guy and an hardcore horror fan that wanted to become famous for murders inspired by those movies.

By the way I'm excited to hear they are finally making Scream 4 I can't wait to see that when it comes out next year.

1. Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street series
Freddy without question is my favorite horror movie killer of all time I love the movies with the expection of 2 and the remake.

He's got personality that rivals Chucky, Leprechaun and Ghost Face because he kills people in their dreams how sick is that.

The original series has some of the most creative deaths I ever seen in an horror movie such as how Dan dies in A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.

That one reminds me of Mr. Grimm in the Twisted Metal series as well as Ghost Rider though not as bad ass as those.

Freddy was popular enough to host his own horror show which I did seen a little of it and I wish I could see more.

The only reason Freddy beat Ghost Face for the title was because Freddy was such an original villain that not even Ghost Face could top that.

Jack Red reviews The Adventures of Batman and Robin

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, I decided to review two good games based on Batman: The Animated Series which was one of my favorite shows growing up.

First up is the version I grew up playing the Genesis version now it can be fun at times to play but the difficulty does go up really high.

The music isn't too bad with the look of the game staying close to what it's based on which is a good thing to have in licensed games.

The story is Mr. Freeze going wild on Gotham City then helps The Joker, Two Face and The Mad Hatter escape to make it harder to stop him.

It plays kinda like Gunstar Heroes and Contra except the difficulty is higher than those games making it one of the hardest on the console.

I do like the level skip code though it just skips parts of the level to help make the game easier for you just not enough to have people playing the fuck out of it.

The levels in this game from what I played were really long in fact the second level has got to be the hardest flying level I ever played in an game.

There's only four levels yet by the way it plays I felt there was more now I found out this was the first game by these developers Clockwork Tortoise.

The controls were okay but they could've been better like the ones used in the SNES version works great.

I didn't like how the villains were used in this game though I do like the option to play the game as Robin which even the SNES version lacked that.

I did like the episode start for each level though not as good as the SNES version which actually looks like the ones used in the episodes.

The regular enemies can add up to the difficulty though a lot of the bosses I faced are really hard like taking on Harley Quinn in that giant robot.

The second level took the difficulty so high that I was lucky enough to beat it I mean you fight so many bosses with one of them having multiple stages.

Really guys you made a game based on that awesome cartoon that's so hard that I must call it the single hardest Batman game I ever played.

In conclusion it's not a bad game it just doesn't compare to the SNES version though it sure harder than Batman Forever on both consoles.

Now I been noticing a lot of Batman fans love the SNES version so I am going to do my best reviewing such a great game.

I found out about this game from an episode of The Angry Video Game Nerd who he recommended this with many Batman games so I figured to check it out.

I believe this was released after Batman Returns on the console made by the same company Konami who made many of my favorite games.

You only play as Batman though at times Robin will help you out now that's how it was on the show.

The dialogue in this game is really good I love reading what the character say especially Batman and The Joker.

There's eight levels compared to the Genesis version which had only half plus they're all fun as hell to play.

This is one of the few Batman games to have wall jumps which isn't used as much as the NES Batman game.

They brought in as many villains as they can that was done right compared to the Genesis version that failed pretty short.

The controls are so much better than most Batman games I played so I got to say I would play
this game non stop in the near future.

You are actually given gadgets that can help you get through the levels now to be honest this was done so much better than the shitty Batman Forever game.

Password system helps out the gamers out because it helps continue the game or bring you back where you are stuck either way Konami knew this was help so why wasn't that in Batman Returns on the same console I don't know.

The difficulty is perfect unlike the Genesis version that almost made me go insane since it's so god damn hard.

The graphics are amazing plus they look even closer to the show than any other version of the game.

I really like the boss fights in this version because it isn't too hard yet too easy so I think Konami did a much better job delivering on giving us good boss fights though I still prefer some of the TMNT boss fights over this game.

Before I go on there isn't many boss fights I would say is better than TMNT in this game but it does have some innovative ones that I love talking about like The Joker on a Roller Coast wow.

My favorite level is without question the seventh level now did you ever wonder how that maze was on the show well you can in this game.

It kinda reminds me of the level in Gunstar Heroes with the board game theme except the bosses are easier and you got freedom where you want to go.

I got to say this was my favorite Batman game from Konami wow it's so damn good game now I wish I had the SNES a little longer before this game came out then I could've played it for a few years.

The Genesis version was a huge disappointment yet the SNES version really brings back memories I have with the show so it wins as the single best game based on that show I ever played.

I hope you guys enjoy it and see all of you later good bye.

Jack Red reviews Batman Forever

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, today I am going to review Batman Forever on Genesis which was one of the worst games I ever played on the console.

Before I start reviewing I wanted to get this out of the way right now Acclaim Entertainment made this then decided to make another game based on the movie released in the arcades.

It did ported to PlayStation, Sega Saturn and PC that did slightly better than the original game done.

Oh I almost forget the one I'm reviewing also been released on SNES, Game Boy, Game Gear and PC with some changes.

Yes I am aware that The Angry Video Game Nerd reviewed the game however he did the SNES version while I'm doing the Genesis version.

So let's get down to it I remember playing my Genesis with numerous games having a couple movie games that aren't good then around the time of the movie my parents got me this game.

It's a fact that the movie didn't do so well though I actually like it a lot considering it's the same director who made such a bad Batman movie.

Anyway I do like it follows the story of the movie quite well which isn't common in bad movie games.

They tried making this different from most beat em ups which it is just so fucking horrible that it hurts my eyes right now just thinking about the frustration I had with the game.

It's a 2D beat em up that uses some stuff from Mortal Kombat including using digitized actors with similar controls.

I do like they got two versions of multiplayer for the story mode though due to most of the levels having so many enemies you have barely any room to move.

I am not going to lie to you guys one of the most frustrating parts of the game is learning the controls especially how to get down in the first couple of levels.

It's funny that one guy answered to get down in the Genesis version you got to bash your button until it happens which is true.

I actually like a few levels in the game such as the one based on the event at the circus Robin worked at and the first level to fight The Riddler.

They did show how cheap they were by making Spice and Sugar only appear once in the entire game with them looking alike.

They appear before fighting Two Face for the first time well I got to be honest I thought Spice was hardest enemy to beat in that level.

You can die by falling in some levels so whose idea was it to simply jump off the train in one of the levels after beating everyone in that part up.

Common sense would tell you to not jump off the train in fact it tells you to just stay on the train to see what happens.

I hate to break it to you but nothing happens after you beat everyone on top of the train until you jump what.

In some good beat em ups you do fight in elevators and trains though why you need to jump off of it makes no sense to me.

That's right all they did is took another sprite of Spice then change the color of her dress from black to white.

It' easy to figure out where to go for the most part however the last level had one of the most frustrating parts of the entire game but I will get to that later in my review.

I do kinda like the music in the game though I really like that Cheat Menu which makes the game more beatable.

My favorite part of the game is Training Mode because it plays like a fighting game which makes it fun I actually remember the good times playing it as a kid.

You can play as Batman, Robin and everybody else in the game that's right even the bosses can be played in this mode wow.

I did find out many years later you need to put in a code to play as The Riddler really why that's like what another team did with the first Power Rangers on the Genesis with the evil Green Ranger.

Wait a minute yeah they're both evil and wear green is there a connection because I don't fucking see it.

The fighting can get frustrating because a lot of your enemies including the bosses cheat especially Big Riddler.

You got to get to six question mark boxes to go to the final area of the game that has three bosses right after each other wow talk about difficulty.

As simple that may sound it took me a few hours to get past that part but the good news is you got plenty of time with no enemies trying to kill you so take all the time you need.

The first of the three final bosses of the game is Two Face now he will be similar to his boss fight except his girl friends aren't there and he can get more health though I don't know how he does that.

Big Riddler is the second to the last boss that fucking cheats though he isn't as hard as Goro or Kintaro are in the Mortal Kombat games.

Just in case you were wondering it's Riddler high on brainwaves transforms into The Hulk now believe it or not this does get worse.

They reused some of their sprites to make this boss fight possible like you can get punched trying to jump kick at the wrong time which both of them got that in common.

He also will jump in the air like Kintaro but come down like Goro which doesn't make any sense to me at all.

He can also throw you after getting knocked down similar to Kintaro though you don't bounce a couple of times which is a good thing for this boss fight.

Everytime you knock him down you got to wait for him to get back up now that's bullshit because that wasn't a problem in the Mortal Kombat games.

I found a way to beat him without taking too many hits now what I did was kept jump kicking his ass real fast until he transforms back to his old self.

He is how he was in the other levels except he doesn't spawn a henchman to help him this time making it the easiest boss of the entire game what a joke.

Dr. Chase Meridian does appear after you beat The Riddler for the last time then here comes the shitty ending.

I really like the movie more than this no good piece of bat shit now what the fuck were they thinking.

The game is really hard with the enemies having terrible programming especially in later levels where you can lose most of your life in matter of a few minutes.

I am so happy that I don't got to play this mother fucking game ever again because to me it was an insult to the movie maybe the entire Batman community as a whole.

Jack Red reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Main Nintendo Series

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I aware I'm not the first one to do this but I'm sure going to do it better than The Irate Gamer.

There's four games in the series that spawn from NES to SNES that most of them are worth playing.

I will start with the original work my way down to what many said to be the greatest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game in existence.

Anyway let's get this start Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I am talking is not the great arcade game of the same name was released on numerous console but it sold the most on NES.

You can hit the start button to switch out your turtles when you need to though I couldn't get pass level 2 low on health as well as time it's really hard.

It has elements of the comics as well as the first cartoon however for me I don't think that was an good idea.

You usually get two continues but with an code you can get two more though that's the only useful code you can find on the game.

Sadly there aren't any other code found in the game meaning you better do a good job playing it or you're fucked.

There is no invincibility time meaning a single enemy could drain all of your health kinda like Wolverine on the same console now that sucks.

I really got to comment on who, what are all of these enemies were they on fucking drugs when they made this shit.

I do like you can go into sewers and buildings which some of them do have pizza that heals you in the game.

I got to say this it's the worst performance of Bebop and Rocksteady I have ever seen out the entire series I'm dead fucking serious.

Bebop just keeps walking now sometimes he will jump at you but that's all he does in his boss fight wow bad programming.

Rocksteady was a slightly better boss however he's easier to beat thanks to a weird glitch where you select Donatello go to the top of the crates then repeatedly keep hitting down.

Every time he ducks it hurts him which makes no fucking sense that's like saying Shredder should be beaten by throwing trash at him oh wait that happened in Turtles Forever shit.

I don't like that sound when you are low on health now is it necessary to have that in an game because I don't think so.

Leonardo and Donatello have long weapons which is a good thing to have in this game however the other two turtles aren't as good so you better be careful playing.

Sometimes you can run into ninjas walking around not in buildings or sewers though they're easy to beat with a single hit now that truck thing can kill you just as fast.

Now that infamous level that I dd try so hard to get pass without using Game Genie codes it's really hard in fact it could be one of the hardest swimming levels ever in an video game.

You are timed with lasers and two different kinds of seaweeds which you must go this path that's notorious for pissing off a lot of gamers.

It's very close by seaweeds meaning you can't get pass it without taking a few hits which is bullshit why god damn it.

I just gave up on the game I don't have the patience to try beating the game as best I could it's too fucking hard I would rather play Contra than this.

Next up Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game is an port of the popular arcade game for the console.

Before I start talking about the game I wanted to give my readers a fact that could blow your mind entirely.

Konami was making two similar titles now by accident I didn't change the title of the other one which lead to this port getting II in the title.

What this mean is outside the United States it's just the last three games of the series not four like we do.

Once again you can play as all four turtles however once you selected one then you must go as far as you can with that turtle.

The game reduces the number of players from four to two which is fine because I think that makes it more challenging that way.

Pizza Hut actually sponsored this game in fact if you had the game back in the day you would get a coupon to use when you go there awesome.

The original levels were extended with the ninjas from Foot Clan being more of a variety than the original game was surprising.

I am glad they made sure the bosses that came from the original game were done right especially The Shredder.

In the original game once you beat Krang you will then fight The Shredder however there is a unique twist waiting for you.

That twist is you will have to fight him with his clones now here's what makes it unique depending on the number of players you have to fight a Shredder more holy shit.

He has a pretty good defense and a move that can instantly kill you if you get caught in it now you should be worried when you get to him in that game.

I don't know how many clones he can create but what I do know is as soon as his helmet gets removed he won't be able to do that annoying attack anymore cowbunga.

You do get two new levels with their own boss fights that are quite fun to take on though they are tough to beat.

They replaced Bebop and Rocksteady with Dr. Baxter in his fly form which I found to be too easy now if they kept the pair it would've been harder.

They kept most of the cut scenes from the games plus some new ones added making this one of the greatest ports I ever played.

I really like that this one has codes which the last one failed to delivered on that so I am quite happy with it.

I actually think it's more fun playing with the code where it gives you extra lives that are added to your continues and level select wow.

Overall I like this port more than the original game because it's longer and I am impressed how well they were able to get such a great game on the console.

Next up is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project now I am going to start by saying this was the first game in history to use The Manhattan Project with the second being a Duke Nukem game.

This was easily the best NES turtles game I ever played but to be fair I really did enjoy the last one as it was a huge improvement over the original.

You can play as all four turtles once again with each one having a different special move now doesn't that kick ass.

I also like when you die instead of being the same turtle through out the game you can select who you want to be kinda like the first TMNT game.

They did a great job once again for the bosses with Krang being harder than last time with some recurring bosses as well as some new ones.

Yes The Shredder is back but this time you must fight him twice who can be challenging to beat though I thought the first one was a lot easier than fighting in the previous one.

I think after playing this I found the hardest version of Super Shredder in history of gaming in fact I recommend you use level select and face him a few times to be able to take hm down.

I am glad that they were able to top the difficulty of the last game's Shredder with this final boss fight now I got to be honest it's easily the most difficult boss I ever faced in any TMNT game.

I was also happy that neither of his boss fight has an instantly move though in his final fight the attack does change you back into a turtle it doesn't kill you among impact a huge improvement over the last one.

He does have a lightning that can some time learning how to dodge it now I got hit most of the times he used that move so you could lose a couple of lives.

The levels are better designed this time around with the graphics being pretty good for the console.

This was the last one where on any difficulty you can see the ending which is fine considering it's longer than the previous one.

Now it's time for the one you all been waiting for the single greatest game of the entire series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time holy shit I fucking love this game.

This is a SNES port of the sequel to the original arcade game that flat out tops it along with my child hood game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist on Genesis.

The SNES port does follow the story of the original game quite well in fact I like it more than the second NES game.

I will tell the story of the game to those who don't know how it goes basically The Shredder found a way to use time itself a weapon so the turtles must stop him for the last time.

If you guys didn't read my mystery review blog entry then I will tell you what my child hood game is about so don't worry about it.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist was a modified port of Turtles in Time that was released close by the SNES port.

It was clear that the fans prefer the SNES port reducing my child hood game to the status of a gem.

Gem according to The Happy Video Game Nerd means good games that don't get the respect they deserve.

Anyway this version has a different story because it isn't about The Shredder stealing time it's about him stealing the Hyperstone from Dimension X where he uses it to shrink locations down to hold every hostage.

So the turtles are going to jump in to save the day from their nemesis one last time now I wish this version would've had a sequel.

I am happy to said once again you can play as all four turtles I bet you guys out there are getting annoyed that I keep saying sorry.

It does follow the game however they made it even more fun by changing it to be tougher to beat such as replacing Clement Man with Slash.

They made sure there was a boss waiting for you in nearly every level especially where you wouldn't expect them in the bonus ones.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist didn't have bonus levels but what it did have was great level designs based on multiple levels from Turtles in Time.

This has easily the best boss line up in any TMNT game I ever played though to be fair I thought the two games before it with my child hood TMNT had a good line up too.

A few of these bosses are featured in The Hyperstone Heist such as The Shredder, Krang, Leatherhead, Dr. Baxter Stockman and Rocksteady however there are noticeable differences.

I will throw this one out there that you fight Leatherhead and Rocksteady in different locations which to be honest I like fighting them more in the Genesis version.

Leatherhead appears on a Train in the SNES port while he appears in the sewers which fits him better.

Rocksteady was with Bebop in the SNES port was tough because every now and then you got to watch out for the other one meaning I couldn't figured out their pattern exactly.

Rocksteady in the Genesis version is alone and a hell lot easier because I got his path down quite good.

I also like that in the Genesis version that actually exist a level where you fight Leatherface, Rocksteady and Tatsu before facing Dr. Baxter Stockman.

You do fight the good doctor in the SNES port as the first boss in his fly form however you fight him in that machine he had in the original game except it's slightly harder.

Krang and The Shredder has to be fought twice while just once in the Genesis version so are you ready to hear which version of them is tougher to beat.

Krang is fought first at the end of the last bonus level then you fight him again at the end with a different approach while you do fight him on the last level it's the same as Krang's first boss fight of the SNES port.

The second Krang boss is known as one of the hardest beat em up boss fights in history because he is in a ship where he can make those things the doctor created for them while he will increase his speed near the end of the fight.

Once that happens you must perfectly time your hits and if you try using the same strategy from fighting the doctor of the Genesis version it won't work against him.

The Shredder first boss fight is very similar to the first boss of Battletoads yes ladies and gentleman I am not kidding.

It took me awhile to figure out how to fight back then it just hit throw his ninjas at him now that is awesome though I checked you can't throw enemies off screen in other beat em ups so you might have to stick with this game.

I would like to point out before I further compared The Shredder that you can't throw the ninjas off screen in the Genesis version though you still can slam them back and forth.

Now fighting The Shredder for the last time you would think it's hard but I found out that it's easier than the Genesis version simply because he walks after doing one of his blast.

That's right if you want a tougher Shredder play my child hood game anyway in The Hyperstone Heist he will float around with no walking.

This means you must perfectly time when to hit him or you can't beat the game I am dead mother fucking serious.

The good thing about this Shredder is his freeze attack doesn't work though you still have to worry about his instantly kill and fire blast.

The background for Shredder's final boss is slightly different but I kinda like The Hyperstone Heist one more.

You can cheat in the Genesis version while it's limited here however if you got the SNES port outside the United States then you got more codes than us which sucks.

I already brought it up earlier in the review so I think it needs to be brought up here you must beat the game on it's hardest difficulty sadly Contra III has the same problem.

Do you know what that tells me oh you aren't trying hard enough well fuck you at least I did play the game to it's fullest what else could you ask for it's fucking bullshit that they actually did that to piss us all off.

I got to say it's a good game however because you can barely cheat in our version and the ending bullshit it isn't my favorite game of the series.

I often debate with myself which one I actually like the most and here's where it came down to.

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist

This was tough but I have officially picked a game that I think was so damn good it was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project.

Why did I choice that game well I will tell you having the option of the changing your turtles after losing a life was a great idea.

I really like how the levels are designed though the SNES port of Turtles in Time has some good ones though the Genesis version did go the extra mile with the levels so I prefer that over SNES version.

The bosses were well balanced out better than most of the games in the series including Super Shredder.

Super Shredder was really hard to beat in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III because his defenses were up like The Hyperstone Heist without a move that can instantly kill you awesome.

It's easier to beat The Shredder in The Hyperstone Heist than this game despite the fact this Shredder mostly walks does float around a little bit.

In second place for my favorite TMNT games in existence has to be The Hyperstone Heist because it isn't as hard as the second NES game and I do like the level designs a lot more.

I also picked that because the bosses were more fun to fight though it's because some of the bosses in the NES port I often got frustrated now don't get me wrong in good games it is a good thing but some of the bosses are really hard to beat like General Traag.

I really like the story more in The Hyperstone Heist than the original arcade game so it shouldn't be a much of a surprise why I prefer my child hood game as my second favorite TMNT game of all time.

Well that's it now I am working on reviewing the other two versions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters so if you are interested then I hope the wait was worth waiting for you.

Jack Red presents The End of Greatest Game Villain

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I wanted to talk to you about all those villains I want to pay my respect to through this competition that will end today.

Let's start with Pac-Man ghosts who hasn't played Pac-Man what a great game and I have played similar games within the series to it I was kinda surprised they loss to Kerrigan.

Darth Vader is a good villain in movies that's obvious but I haven't played enough Star Wars though I did like his cameo in Soulcalibur IV.

Sweet Tooth is one of my personal favorite characters I will surprised he got to round 3 after being one of the wild cards voted in that tells me I am not alone supporting Twisted Metal.

Bowser I have played many games that have him in it plus he is one of the grandfathers of game villains in video game history how can't I respect him.

Shao Kahn is a good villain though how he loss to General RAAM still doesn't make to me because he was the emperor that stolen realms to merge into his Outworld now you know that's evil.

Kefka I did vote against him in the only match I got to vote with him in it but that doesn't mean I don't respect him now he was a good villain in fact I think he's better than Sephiroth.

The Shredder was such an awesome guy in fact even he did lose to Bowser I still think he was a better villain because his plans are more serious with his boss battles taking a lot of skills to beat him.

Albert Wesker is such a good villain though how he loss to Ganon don't make sense to me I did like he had a lot of story plus his actions really shows his personality.

The Joker was a very entertaining villain especially from what I saw in Batman: Arkham Asylum and I think with a handful of villains he is meant to be here as one of the best ever in gaming has to offer.

Psycho Mantis was a very original boss in fact if I remembered correctly only one other boss in the entire series is similar but wasn't as good as him.

Revolver Ocelot is one of the fews I didn't get to vote for which sucks considering what a great villain though his real goals weren't evil he did do an awesome job entertaining me through out the years.

Death Adder was another one I didn't get to vote for now I was confused why people voted Donkey Kong from the games he was a bad guy over him I mean he can do massive magic especially in the arcade version of the original.

Dr. Robotnik sadly had to go up against Wesker who I thought was a better villain now I played many Sonic games which I am a big fan of and I think he does deserve to be here.

Cyber Demon was a fun boss in the first two Doom games now I didn't care much about fighting him in Doom 3 but I thought he looks awesome I don't get why people voted Andrew Ryan who isn't a villain over that thing.

Ares from God of War 1 was a good villain I just wish he never had to been killed in that game I really did like him though I did vote against in round 2 with Ganon I think he does belong in this competition.

Vergil is the twin brother of Dante who is a lot like Sesshomaru to Inuyasha in that series anyway I like everything about him in Devil May Cry 3 but his fate was sad where he loss to the Devil King to become one of his servants.

Heihachi Mishima is in so many games which most of them I do play the hell out of it and I still don't know why people thought The Master was a better villain we are talking about one greedy guy that doesn't know when to quit.

Now I hope you enjoy reading about what I think of the villains I do respect enough to include here but I should let you know either Grand Theft Auto villain weren't good enough.

I will explain myself so I don't get a lot of messages asking me why Lance Vance became a villain at the end of GTA: Vice City so clearly there isn't much I can go off on.

Officer Tenpenny make sure your stay in GTA: San Andreas was a living hell since he was a corrupt cop however after being told by a few friends what he did I don't think that's enough though I will go on record saying he's better than Lance Vance.

I will talk to all of you later and please have a lovely day.

Jack Red reviews... Part 1

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, now I wasn't sure how to entitled this blog entry because I'm not reviewing one series but a handful of them.

The reason for this was I couldn't make their reviews as well as putting them altogether which is a tough job to do.

Most the games I am going to talk about are from my child hood that I have replayed recently to make this entry.

There a few expections that I recently found out that I wanted to add to this because to me it would be a more complete review.

Let's start with the two games that followed the horrible Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge.

LJN is a notorious bad video game company that's known for taking good licenses and making some of the worst ever made.

They are the publishers while Software Creations that wasn't in the United States actually made the games.

Spider-Man and Venom series is considered a gem among those who enjoyed beat em up games such as myself.

Most people who know of that series think about the two games with the original being a game recommend to many fans.

I actually considered Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge a part of the series because it was made by the same team with the only story being told like an comic book.

After they released Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge they decided to keep making games with Spider-Man while changing the overall gameplay.

What followed such a bad game from my past was Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage that's known as the best game LJN is responsible for.

I do agree with the majority it's one of my favorite beat em up games I ever played despite not actually beating the game.

I did watch the Longplay on both games for Sega Genesis and I got half way on em which surprised me a lot.

The first thing I want to say is unlike most Genesis cartridges this one was red which fits well with the game itself.

I did some research to find out it's based on the comic book series of the same name now after all those bad games they finally nailed one wow.

It has good music with great sound effects that fit the action of the game itself so I do treasure this game a lot.

It also got a great story which makes you feel you were reading the comic though in reality you are playing an game that's pretty good.

You get a lot of support from other heroes especially if you play as Venom who can get Spider-Man with the super sonic gun that weakens Carnage to where you can beat him.

I love the levels designs in fact those were some of the best you will ever seen in an beat em up game.

One criticism I must bring up is when you are fighting the Super Villains it gets pretty tough especially later in the game.

Carnage was done so much better than he was in Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge so that's a big improvement.

He leads his own team of Super Villains that most of them aren't going down without a fight though he is the toughest one to beat.

I do like you get to fight him multiple times in the game I think that's a good idea because he is unlike a lot of bosses in beat em up games.

At least he isn't Death Bringer in the Genesis port of Golden Axe where if he hits you sometimes he will use magic to get in another hit which isn't fair but it makes the game challenging.

You must time your times on him or you could lose a lot of lives trying to defeat him now the only boss I seen that's like was The Riddler in Batman Forever which I also had on the Genesis.

I don't really mind waiting at a point where you can now play as Venom because the story actually changes direction depending on which one you choose now that's unique.

I thought the enemies were done perfectly with some strategies working better than others on the regular bosses.

Now let's talk about Spider-Man and Venom: Separation Anxiety this was the sequel to Maximum Carnage that wasn't as good.

The music wasn't as solid as the enemies being easier to beat which could tick off a few people playing the game who want a challenge.

I do like it has a password system which the original on the Genesis didn't have so that's an improvement.

They change switching back and forward with the main characters to a storyline for each which is nice to have but it makes you wish they could let you change it up a bit.

I want to go back to the enemies I did noticed you fight a lot of the same bosses which is true with the original but it's more often then it should be.

The levels play out more how I wanted them now that's an improvement because I wasn't much for climbing up the building like in the first two games.

This one is also based on the comic book however the title of the game isn't based on that series surprising right.

It's actually based on Venom: Lethal Protector though the stories have similar between the two.

I didn't like you got the entire game not knowing Carnage will be the final boss though a lot of you guys thought he had to be in the game.

He wasn't as good as he was in the last one that's pretty clear because he attacks you like those skeletons in Golden Axe series that cheat often.

He's better than how he was in Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge which was a fucking joke.

In conclusion it wasn't as great as the last one but still a pretty fun game to play though many often criticize it not being a solid sequel.

Now let's go to the next series on my list Golden Axe now I played the first two in my child hood then I found out not too long ago there was another game I didn't know about.

Golden Axe is a damn good port of the original Arcade game which I did play that version now that stands as one of Sega's greatest games ever.

They were some sacrifices but they decided to make the game longer than it's supposed to be which I got to say was a great idea.

You can pick out of three characters though most people love the dwarf the most and to be honest he was my favorite despite having the lowest magic in the game.

You can beat up thieves to get magic potions or food which you will be doing a lot even through out the levels of the game.

The bosses are well through out it's a good beat em up game for those who want a challenge on the Genesis especially the final boss.

If you have played the original Arcade game it was supposed to end when you defeated Death Adder but that's where the port tops the classic.

Originally you were supposed to fight him with two slightly stronger than him skeletons with strong magic though that was change to make him a easier boss.

That magic I am talking about is similar to your magic except he can do it what ever he wants.

So did they remove that difficult boss fight from the game well guess what in this port Death Adder was an henchmen of someone worst.

You play two more levels to fight Death Bringer who is actually tougher than Death Adder in the original Arcade classic.

He has those skeletons that were with Death Adder in the Arcade version plus they made a bit smarter so be careful.

There is a new ending from the one it originally had though I prefer the Genesis version more since it didn't break the fourth wall unlike the other one.

Duel Mode is pretty fun to play now what you do after you have selected a character is you keep fighting enemies including bosses until you lose or you beat it which will take some practice to do.

There's also a easier version of the game that's three levels long with Death Adder Jr who is way too easy but of course they had to include now try the main game.

I like they added that mode because it helps some people get better that the game who aren't as good at it as others.

I love the music it's so good in fact it's better than Altered Beast another Sega classic that was created by the same man Makoto Uchida.

Let's talk about Golden Axe II it does follow the original and was released before the Arcade sequel Golden Axe: The Return of Death Adder which looks like a great game.

That game never got ported even to this day so if you can find an Arcade machine somewhere you might be lucky to find it.

Anyway you play as the same three characters from the original though I do think they look better here but that's my opinion.

Duel Mode is back but I think it's slightly easier to play than the previous one though the line up is better thought out.

The bosses are pretty good in this one however Dark Guild can be a pain in the ass to beat because he keeps making skeletons plus he does try to stay out of your way more than Death Bringer.

He barely uses their strong magic which is a good thing because if he did use it more often you might not be able to beat the game.

The overall difficulty is notably lower than the last one which did get criticism as well as a lot of them actually thought it was a reharsh of the original.

I don't agree with that one because it has a different story with some good changes with the music being the best.

Now it's time to talk about the black sheep of the Golden Axe family unless you had Sega Channel at the time you wouldn't know of the game until just recently.

Let me explain what Sega Channel was at the time there was a service on the Genesis where you can download exclusive games.

Golden Axe 3 was a good game but the question here is can it compared to the first two games I think yes it can.

You do see the Dwarf from the first two games however he's a saga in this one meaning he got killed off.

That proves Golden Axe: The Return of Death Adder is a part of the series without question sadly I haven't played that.

You play as four new characters which none of them are from the Arcade sequel now I found this fact interesting by mistake they named two of the characters of those from the last two games.

They decided to make the controls more interesting which is a good idea however some bosses are really tough to beat.

I still don't get how you unlock the real final boss with Damud Hellbringer though you still fight with him at the end of the game.

The hidden final boss is another fight with him wielding the Golden Axe now from what I seen in videos it looks similar to fighting Death Bringer on the original.

You can go multiple paths which came directly from Golden Axe: The Return of Death Adder however it could make the path easier or harder to get through.

I was disappointed when they replaced Duel Mode which was popular enough to inspired a bad fighting game with fighting all the playable characters including yourself.

Let me tell you it's tough to beat and it doesn't matter who you play as or you pick to fight each time you win.

I once again love the music when it comes to beat em up games it ranks up there for me as I did grew up playing the Genesis a lot.

Next up I am going to talk about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the console now I did own one of them while renting the other.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist is basically a modified port of Turtles in Time that's pretty good.

In comparison with the SNES port it may fall short but it's a tougher game to beat especially where you fight three previous bosses then you fight Dr. Baxter who was an okay boss.

It has good music maybe one of the best on the console itself I remember a lot of them growing up listening to them as I play the game.

You do get to play as all four turtles now doesn't that kick ass and considering I'm actually a fan of the turtles I fucking love it.

I always have fun playing it with a lot of times I lose while being far into the game but we all can't be natural born perfect gamers.

I was surprised that there was no Bebop but we still got Rocksteady now that didn't sit very well with their fans.

I kinda agree but I think it was to make the game easier since they wanted it to be good on the console.

Konami sure knows how to make a great licensed beat em up game with this being one of the best they ever made.

The story was changed a lot however it was more bad ass let me explain instead of time travel Manhattan with other popular areas are shrink down.

The Shredder found a way to do this so he can flushed out the turtles to settle the score once and for all.

He plans on getting money to hope he will return the places back to normal though every turtles fans knows you can't trust The Shredder.

The level designs are the best I ever seen in an game so talking about this right now for you guys means a lot to me.

After this great game they decided to make one game however this one is the first bad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game I played.

Konami actually made a bad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles oh yeah you better believe it now I did play it once on my Genesis not liking it very much.

Now I can see why it takes places in entirely in Dimension X rather than Manhattan, New York what the fuck man.

Dimension X looks more like a weird outer space than just an alternate world that parallels the one they live in.

You once again play as all four turtles however you get to play as Casey, April, Ray and Sisyphus now I did some research on the two new characters well here's what I found out.

Sisyphus is an original character made exclusive for the game bad call then Ray originally came from the comics.

I will agree that Sisyphus could be the worst name they ever came up though it sure isn't the worst character they ever created.

A lot of us didn't read the comic books so we didn't even know who that was until we played this horrible piece of shit.

Oh it gets worst the game was a Street Fighter 2 clone that's has cheating opponents making the game virtually impossible to beat.

Shaq Fu is pretty bad but this to me has got to be one of the worst fighting games I ever played for any console.

Are you ready for the most fucked up thing about this game there's actually three different versions with each one having a turtles with a character an original one.

I sadly got to say the case was easily the best thing about the entire game I am dead fucking serious it's that bad.

I came to realized besides majority of the characters none of the villains from the show or movies appeared in this except Krang and an Triceraton are you fucking kidding me.

By the way those two with Karai who was Shredder's adopted daughter are the bosses of this version bullshit.

Where the fuck is The Shredder everyone knows you need him to be in an game to help make it good without him it's fucked there I said it.

Another thing I didn't get at the time was those clone turtles who look awesome but why are they even in the game.

I just seen the opening for the first time and I got to say it sucks I mean they did that so good in The Hyperstone Heist.

The levels in this one compared to the last one fucking sucks I mean come on is this the best you guys could come up with.

This game was released in that time where all these fighters are trying to rip off Street Fighter now only a handful that I played are good.

Most of them sucks and majority of the fighting game fans knows that but now that's ancient history.

Konami how could you go from making a good game to one of my least favorite fighting games of all time why god damn why.

I am going to review a series that's pretty good to help calm me down let's talk about Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers games on the Genesis.

You would think at least one console had to have a bad Power Rangers but this was one of the lucky because these two games are pretty material.

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was released on multiple consoles each one being more different than the last one but I think this is the best of them all.

It's a fighting game based on episodes of the first season now I got to say I do remember this game a lot.

It's the best licensed fighting game I remember playing I mean it has everything you need such as good character selection with a great story.

The music is based on that of the show which makes me quite happy to own it at the time with each level looking solid.

You can play as Tommy aka The Green Ranger after you beat him plus you can use either zord for the second round.

There is an expection on the last level you fight this monster in two forms in what ever zord you picked.

The ending was pretty good at the game in fact I still kinda remember it as it reminds me at the time I watched the show.

There is a versus mode however I did find out they made a code to play as the evil version of Tommy though I never got it right.

I would say it's a lot better than the fighting on the SNES for numerous reasons though to be fair I did play that one more recently as well it wasn't very good.

Have you ever wondered if there was a game better than the movie it's based on well here's one of them.

At the time I was a fan of Power Rangers but not anymore and I am staying with the good shit meaning I wouldn't mean playing this again.

It's a pretty good beat em up that's based on both the movie and parts of the second season which was well done.

You get to play as all the Power Rangers again plus Tommy from the start as the White Ranger now that's awesome.

Before I go on a lot of critics hated the SNES version because it wasn't based on the movie at all what are you fucking kidding me.

That's directly ripping off a lot of fans who wanted to play the game to find out it had nothing to do with the movie.

Now that's horrible in fact I kinda feel insulted that they even did that to people I am glad I kept Genesis longer.

Let's get back to the Genesis version it has great graphic like the last one with some good boss battles this time around.

You also get the Zords from the second and third season of the show holy shit that's awesome though to be fair the movie isn't canonical.

The movie does show the third season outfits as well as those awesome zords though for some reason they didn't bring those ninja outfits into the game.

You do get to fight in your zords plus two more like in the last one with the fights being better including the final boss Ivan Ooze.

Well that's fine as long as the levels are well designed with one of them having a secret boss fight with Lord Zedd.

The music is once again great though I kinda have to give it to the first Power Rangers game on the console it was pretty close.

This was one of the series to be made by a different team that turns out good the only one I know that's on the console was X-Men.

Speaking of X-Men that's what I want to review next now I grew up with the first one which is known to be difficult then eventually playing the sequel.

You get to play as Wolverine, Gambit, Cyclops and more with some of the X-Men being your support to help you out in the game when you need it.

The boss fight will take some practice but it can be done with some good level designs making this one of the best ever made.

They must have watched the show around the time making the game because nearly all the villains are here now that's fucking awesome.

The music is pretty good for it's time though I don't like Wolverine uses up energy for his claw but that's okay it's only a minor set back.

It has great graphics that reminds me of the show watching it as an kid loving every minute I did out of this game.

There exist a level you must beat by press the reset button on the console no other game in history ever did that but it prevents the game being ported.

X-Men 2: Clone Wars is easily the best X-Men game on the console for so many reasons.

Unlike most Genesis games you must beat a level before everything else loads up to play the game.

You sadly lose the support characters but the ones that came from the previous ones are better especially Gambit and Wolverine.

You can many chances to play as every character now that's better than the original one though it isn't by a whole lot.

It has great graphic that look closer to the show than any game based on the hit show with some bosses back.

It isn't as difficult but it still has challenging level featured through out the entire game which is a big improvement.

I love the music now Genesis fans this is another classic that must be added to your library of games.

I figured to make this into multiple parts so you can see what I did play in my child hood plus sequels that I didn't get to play until just recently.

Jack Red reviews Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge

Hi everyone this is Jack Red, today I want to review a horrible game from my childhood that you're not going to believe in an million of years.

Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge on Sega Genesis is to this day one of the hardest games I ever played.

I did review this game a few times but I felt none of them showed how pissed I was playing the game.

Everyone knows how bad LJN but only a handful of titles near the end of the company were okay to good with Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage being the best.

The reason why you don't see their logo is because Acclaim Entertainment wanted to cancel it though that officially happened in 1996.

It's true that they came back one last time in an Sega Dreamcast but that's also near the end of Acclaim.

I'm glad that two Spider-Man games following this was good however LJN went on to make another horrible X-Men game.

The only good things I can say about the game is the soundtrack was great and I do agree with some critics Spider-Man controls pretty good.

Before I start talking about the actual game if you seen the cover than look at the game do you notice that the X-Men aren't in their 1990s cartoon outfits.

Oh come on LJN don't do that to us especially those like myself who enjoy that cartoon who am I kinding they're assholes.

You sadly start off with playing as Spider-Man on an easy level though I often get annoyed by that fucking beeping sound.

After you beat that level you now can play as Wolverine, Gambit Cyclops and Storm but the difficulty goes up way too high.

You must beat two levels with each character in order to get the endgame that's even easier than the first fucking level of the game.

Let's start with Spider-Man now you must worry about winds, some enemy placements and two frustrating boss fights.

If you played the original Super Mario Brothers 2 than you know it's easy to play against the wind however here you must wait for the wind blow you in the right direction.

You get to fight two robots that looks like Shocker though they are annoying I find them pretty easy to beat.

You get to fight N'astirh which after looking into the character I found out he wasn't from either franchise so why the fuck is it in this game.

You do get gems that increase your score but good luck not getting killed by that asshole boss.

He flies in the middle of the area you fight him which is an problem since more gems appear them now that's bullshit.

Carnage is one of the easy boss fights of the entire game in fact if you thought fighting both those Shocker bots was easy than fight Carnage.

From what I seen Carnage was tougher to beat in Spider-Man and Venom series that surprised me after beating him in this fucking game.

If you time it right you can kill him by simply using your web while keeping him in that one spot.

There is a problem there's another boss below Carnage named Rhino who pretty cheap in this game.

Have you played The Incredible Hulk on Genesis or SNES Rhino was kinda fun to fight but here it's fucking terrible.

He doesn't have a face at all plus he keeps going back and forth like no tomorrow so you must hit him while raise your health.

Who the fuck design it in such a shitty disorderly fashion I mean I thought he doesn't get worst than this but I'm wrong I'm dead fucking serious.

Wolverine's levels play better than Spider-Man but they're still tough to get through.

I do like his enemies the most out of every characters because it may not fit the X-Men theme it does fit Arcade's quite well.

He can get out his claws though they won't used like how they can in X-Men series on the Genesis.

He's one of the few characters that can find a extra life but they didn't put enough of them to make the game easier to play.

Apocalypse actually appears in this fucking game who would ever thought of that because I didn't when I first got to him.

He's pretty cheap as he can attack you in an distance while jumping all over the place plus he has no face that sounds like a game from LJN if you asked me.

I'm not happy to say it but Juggernaut is also in this game as one of the toughest bosses I ever faced in an video game.

This level is a fucking nightmare as you are being chased by Juggernaut while you must cut your way through.

I have to let those who want to beat this fucking game that it requires hitting him with your fists more than the heavy shit if done correctly he should explode at the end.

The boss fight is similar to Rhino even goes as far as not having a face what is their problem why can't you draw those boss characters a face.

I bet not of them ever played an Atari 2600 game or otherwise they would've have faces fucking dicks.

Cyclops is up next now if you play this on an emulator than having save states will make it easier to get through.

If you tough the tracks then you instantly die now isn't that as cheap as LJN gets though it gets worst.

You fight two sentinels at the end of both his levels however that isn't enough so you get a boss level with Master Mold.

I do have some trouble fighting Sentinels though it's easy to dodge their attack however fighting their boss is a bitch.

He's up there with Juggernaut for being one of the game's toughest bosses you'll faced.

Gambit disappoints me in the game for not having his staff now some fans really like that like myself included and I don't know why that's not in the game.

Did they not play the X-Men games on the Genesis or something because having that it could've been easily the best in the game however it's up there for being one of the worst.

You only use his cards with the enemies being pretty cheap especially that both his levels you must rush through it to the boss.

If you run into any of those enemies they will explode taking too much health making it nearly impossible to do this.

There exist an glitch on his first level that continuously gives you lifes now isn't that awesome.

In the first level you are being chased by a giant spiked ball I hated this level a lot as an kid in fact I hate thinking about it as I do this review for those who like my work.

In the second level this is where a lot of bullshit happens you must waste a fuck load of cards to get up to the boss.

You must save enough while not grabbing more decks at the boss fight in order to win or you're fucked I'm not kidding.

His first boss can be a little confusing while it isn't too hard now the second one is pretty tough to beat.

You fight her similar to fight Master Mold as Cyclops so they're about the same difficulty.

LJN what did you do to Storm you would thought she could fly and fight soldiers but here she's swimming in the water wtf this isn't Ecco the Dolpin.

I know a lot of you guys are fans of The Angry Video Game Nerd now he said in his X-Men episode that the swimming level in Wolverine was the worst oh yeah try this one.

Both of her levels are swimming with the water machines being the bosses which is lame why not being something more creative like someone from LJN who a sign saying we hate video games.

Now sure that isn't much more but it would make a lot of people who hate LJN quite happy for all the pain they caused.

In my cause it's this and Warlock another really bad game from my childhood I wish I never had it.

I did rent the last WWF now WWE game on Genesis while owning the other two those were fun to play.

Back to the Storm it's really hard to see in fact I can barely tell where the enemies are while being in the water.

I also don't like how you must find the machines to destroy without any help from the people who made it.

After you beat those levels it's time for the insanely easy endgame levels for the X-Men that's right you have more levels that are quite short.

The X-Men gets captured at the end of their final levels which don't make a lot of sense hell a kid high on sugar with a Super Soaker makes more sense than this.

The single unexpected good thing about the endgame section is playing as Storm is so much better so here's my question why the fuck couldn't we play as her fighting these kind of enemies.

That's so bullshit that we had those swimming levels than when you play as her again it's different.

Why those miserable son of a bitches for doing that you all can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

After all that you must play as Spider-Man to go through his own to the final boss fight where at random an member of X-Men will help you though not very much assholes.

I bet it's one of their own they would do more but not they don't know Spider-Man enough to want to save him who the fuck came up with that shit I know this isn't Marvel's fault.

The final boss is one of the most fucked ups bosses in video game history in fact he's in my top ten list for it.

He will starts out in an giant robot that moves back and forth similar to Rhino though there's a way not getting hurt.

His robot will change to jumping mode this is where it gets hard as you must keep firing while not being too close to him.

After that he will again change to going back and forth however he's moving at a faster rate.

You finish that off than Arcade's clones will come out you must destroy all of them but the good news is you actually are given health.

The rate they come out makes it not an good move to go for the health so get it to at least two of them than you're good.

The ending fucking sucks just like you expect in any shitty game you all get out alive with the real Arcade escapes.

That's like the fucking ending to Superman 64 where you saved your friends but Lex's escape now it's not as shitty as that ending.

In conclusion half of the game is okay while the rest flat out sucks for being so god damn difficult oh you know no idea how fucking hard this game.

I dare anyone out there to try beating this game I bet you can't do it like I did before doing it finally on an emulator.